Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notliked
United States
Friends?
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
noname
United States
Quit while you're ahead
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
TheL1nds
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Kingswood, Australia
Ghost town
Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
GshDrnt
United States
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Facebook
United States
Poked
Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML
Thanks guys
Richmond, United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
gotthewrongman
United States
Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Top comments
ladybuuggy 0
..why the hell would you make a piggy bank a Facebook! someone definitely needs a life..
cole86 0
12! whooa! that's 1 more than 11
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Comments (156)
AwesumIndianGurl 0
LOL wow you made a FB account for a piggy bank...I wonder why you don't have that many FB frends :| awh jus kiddin but still thts pretty ****** up... FYL
umkay 0
hahahaha i have 724 friendsss
cueevilthunder 0
Aren't you cool?
r9310 0
haha its funny because nobody cares
banananut 0
Well I have 724 testicles, you don't see me bragging about it.
tizzwang 0
4- maybe that's why the piggy bank has more friends than the OP
ydi_4_suking 20
Facebook is the myspace for old people. And yea you need a life op
Jtisciyohk 0
agreed
mordhorst95 0
u must have been bored out of Ur mind 2 make a Facebook 4 a piggy bank. lol
hidingoutt7 0
I wanna look up if there really is a piggy bank facebook lol
blusey 0
there is a lot of Piggy banks on fb,.......one has 11 friends....I feel this is the right piggy bank. I'm wondering if OP made this FML to get friends on FB
stevenmx86 8
Well if you'd bother making a facebook for a damn piggy bank, no wonder you have no friends...
Daggertrout 6
I don't even have a piggy bank. :( But if I did I'd name him Commandant Oinkers. :)
renvy 0
At first I thought you said "Commandment Oinkers." I was all "what.."
ManaUser 0
Awww don't feel bad, they only like him for his money.