Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notliked
United States
Friends?
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
noname
United States
Quit while you're ahead
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
TheL1nds
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Kingswood, Australia
Ghost town
Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
GshDrnt
United States
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Facebook
United States
Poked
Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML
Thanks guys
Richmond, United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
gotthewrongman
United States
Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Top comments
ladybuuggy 0
..why the hell would you make a piggy bank a Facebook! someone definitely needs a life..
cole86 0
12! whooa! that's 1 more than 11
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Comments (156)
Juneyah1017 9
oink oink.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
haven't you heard of a bank? no wonder America is in a the shit when people keep piggy banks, and better yet create facebook pages for them. this reminds me of...well nothing. ps aud > us hahaha
littleteapot 21
piggy banks are for coins. i don't know about you but I'm not going to drive to a bank to deposit some a few quarters.
mikehaddad 0
nice grammar einstine
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
#65 aud is the Aussie dollar which at the moment is greater than the us. read a ******* book once in awhile
Jexzas 0
You have to realize that while AUD is Australian Dollars, US is not a currency, USD is. Your fault, Familyguy.
IphonFML 6
81 u dumbass, that was sarcasm
donttalkshit 0
this is why it's your fault: 1. you made a Facebook for your pig. 2. the first reason is probably why you have no friends.
Serec 0
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PiErC3 0
how old r u OP cuz i think kids would make a facebook for their piggy bank
cole86 0
12! whooa! that's 1 more than 11
Shootamonkey3 0
I lol'd at your picture.
Lucidium 0
Someone's good at Maths.
cole86 0
I am quite good at math thank you!
LittleMissSusie 0
I just like how if she made the page for the piggybank and is going to be sensitive on it being more popular, why did she approve the friends in the first place?
flowerfliff 18
My dog made a Facebook account for our dog. The dog has 120 friends while my brother has 80
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
it's s sad day when piggy bank has more friends then an actual person....
darkerkiller89 0
its sad when a person doen't even have 12 friends
sexybeastsexybea 0
it's sad when a person makes a facebook for their piggy bank. did I misread this?
Amgnowai 0
I'll add you!
brianfantana32 10
I'm adding the pig
ladybuuggy 0
..why the hell would you make a piggy bank a Facebook! someone definitely needs a life..
restythestar 0
you should make a twitter account for it too..
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
and don't forget myspace...oh and don't forget a blog!
restythestar 0
people still use myspace these days?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
lol true but one more stupid action can't hurt
Karnezar 2
twitter =/= myspace
ladybuuggy 0
the real question here..why the HELL would you make a piggy bank a Facebook page?! no wonder you don't have friends..
Fici 0
well your just a big ball of positivity
nathan5 0
well she days she laighs 90% of the time, must be the bad 10% lol. having an off day? :(
Sun_Kissed18 25
no that is a valid point. But the op could try adding people herself or going out and being social instead to playing her piggy bank's facebook...
emmanemi 0
very true
tekinzdudez 0
nathan5 ....what?
latinojus97 0
honestly.... ur a fag.... like y would u even think of doing that =/ .... retard
carcinogan 0
your a ******* loser for making a piggy bank a face book no wonder you don't have friends ydi
roadie42 21
Whoa whoa, Captain Judgmental, slow your roll.
vballchick101 0
Why would you make a piggy bank a facebook?
rustyk06 0
hey. what's up?