Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Friends?
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Quit while you're ahead
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
Ghost town
Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Poked
Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Top comments
ladybuuggy 0
..why the hell would you make a piggy bank a Facebook! someone definitely needs a life..
cole86 0
12! whooa! that's 1 more than 11
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Comments (156)
Cabbotage 0
you're one sad loser. FB page for a piggy bank? are you serious? what an absolute wanker. ydi x 1million you sad sad mf
best_mom 0
ok. can someone please tell me what’s so good about face book just three days ago Nancy Grace told a story about a mother shaking her baby to death just so she can play Farmville on fb nothing is worth this much get a real life…
beans1210 0
Hahaa, fyl.
HEYbunny 0
umm k? ur a loser
bitch_da_bomb 0
the reason you have no friends is because you do things like make a facebook for your piggy bank . not tryna be mean but you need therapy
MrWinner 0
Kip Drordy!
KianaCaca 10
Is it called Porcelain Piggy Bank? Lol I searched it up
bleeding_corpse9 0
I'll be your friend on facebook
bleeding_corpse9 0
Ill be your friend on facebook
maccamcrbja 5
you sound like a very cool person ._.