Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, thanks to a tip from a friend, I discovered that my Facebook account had been hacked. Again. Only this time, it won't let me recover my account because it doesn't "know" it's me. They're also not giving me any options to prove that I am… me. FML
Today, after nearly 19 years, my Facebook account was permanently disabled because I'd banned too many scammers. I admin 58 groups, for over 2 million members, and have banned 50k+ fake accounts. One of them apparently reported me, and since Facebook runs some fake accounts, it was easier to ban me. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, after two weeks of not being able to log into my Facebook account, I received a prompt to change my password. I interpreted this as them saying that I was hacked, and they had simply shut it down to avoid problems, so I did. It still won't let me in. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
Today, I found an old photo album in my Facebook account, which had pictures of previous hangouts with people I called friends at the time. I deleted it because they progressively cut ties with me over time. FML
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
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Nice_but_Unlucky 0
that SUCKS!!! Mine was hacked and then i said "I am Gay will you have sex with me" to my Gay best friend and he actually wanted to have sex with me the next time i saw him. Hackers suck... but i did get a ******** from him, now its awkward because i was drunk and he has a video of some stuff that never should have happened
DoomJeff91 2
Dude... This is FML. Not your diary. Nice job with scoring though.
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Comments (76)
kissicysun 0
Wow, that sucks.
lendmeyourteeth 0
when you get banned on facebook, it doesn't say what it's for.... therefore a lie and you can simply get out of it by sending them an email to check the ips.
skittlezzidilzz 0
#1, how does this suck? its just facebook.... personally I'd be happy, I'd have my life back. :P
lil_me_who 0
lool i totally agree
luvtheknot 6
Did they get deleted or do they just not like you anymore
itsxashhhxo 0
you're saying FYL for your facebook getting messed up? YDI for your life being all about facebook.
R0nBurgundy 0
HEY, does anyone know what's up with the apps in faceback that gain access to your info and then spread viruses through your computer
Nice_but_Unlucky 0
that SUCKS!!! Mine was hacked and then i said "I am Gay will you have sex with me" to my Gay best friend and he actually wanted to have sex with me the next time i saw him. Hackers suck... but i did get a ******** from him, now its awkward because i was drunk and he has a video of some stuff that never should have happened
DoomJeff91 2
Dude... This is FML. Not your diary. Nice job with scoring though.
Squander 3
That's a super hot tale. Very awkward though. O_o haha
canada224 0
haah i was just about to say that exact same thing
wow18 3
It is a big inconvenience in a person's life. Just like if your phone were to be stolen or if all your whole contact list was erased off your phone. Only fb can do more.
alexandraa_fml 0
It would be the end of life as we know it.
cowgod 0
theres nothing wrong with getting head. its only bad when u give it (and besides, gays know exactly what u want)
fawfulster 11
It's the eeend of my liiife as I know it. And I feel like shit! (R.E.M. spoof)
Pats14 0
how does he give you a bj against your will? since you weren't the one asking him for sex...
deadlyriot101 7
Ok, way too much info for an fml. Seriously, there are 10 year olds who read these.
Nice_but_Unlucky 0
that SUCKS!!! Mine was hacked and then i said "I am Gay will you have sex with me" to my Gay best friend and he actually wanted to have sex with me the next time i saw him. Hackers suck... but i did get a ******** from him, now its awkward because i was drunk and he has a video of some stuff that never should have happened
MrUnicorn 3
FB, why do you have one? It's pointless. Farmville and 8 hours of the day gone. It's called a phone. That's just my opinion. I just generally don't like FB.
great_dane 0
YDI for being grammatically incorrect!
FOOFIGHTERSrock 0
well it must be alot if facebook morked u as a hacker for adding to much people........lol :D
letmethinknow 0
oh no!! no facebook!! how will you live?!?!! get a life
FOOFIGHTERSrock 0
lol knock knock.... whos there...... i don...... i dont who?..... i dont give a crap about ur face book :D lol im joking i care lol
newsgit 0
FOO FIGHTERS DO ROCK!!! and yes, this ******* sucks, man.
krnmafia92 0
What grammatical error? The sentence sounds slightly awkward because it should be "found out," but it's not riddled with enough errors to give such a reason for your YDI. Go suck a nut.
hXcsoccerplaya 0
you tried to add friends back when your account had already been hacked? your dumb as a rock, stupid. if he deleted all your friends the first time, then he wouldn't hesitate to do it the second time.
wow18 3
He might have changed his password before re-adding his friends.
riku3220 2
You weren't "hacked". You were stupid and didn't log out or made a super obvious password. Nobody is going to take the time to actually hack into something just to delete friends.
Person1233 13
I've actually been hacked before. It was by an online organization of around 30 people who disliked me for reasons, that are a whole different story.
LilaBear 2
Actually riku3220 is probably right. People misuse the word 'hacker'. If someone somehow gets hold of your password, either by a trojan or keylogger or guessing your PW or whatever, then that is not hacking. Hacking is when they get through security and get around your password. Mental picture: Facebook's security is a big wall. Your password is the key to get through the gate. The person who did this to you probably stole your key and went through the gate. A hacker smashes the wall to bits. If someone hacks into a FB account, that is a major security breach on FB's behalf and they need to fix something. It's more likely that you need to check your computer's security settings or make a more secure password.
Person1233 13
Comments are always "mysteriously disappearing," but it's pretty obvious FML is dictating every word posted..
Vanni 0
What? Comments disappear from server issues. We don't randomly delete them without any warning and then repost them a little later to confuse people. We just moderate comments we don't feel respect the site. That's basically it.
Person1233 13
Aww.. I wanted to create conspiracy theories x)
Vanni 0
Haha, in that case... We're actually controlling not only your comments, but your MIND! :)
jelsew 0
YDI for having a Facebook.
jessejik 1
lieees