Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
Today, I was on a camping trip, just about to pitch my tent, when the fire brigade showed up. No, I did not set anything ablaze. This nice, quiet little meadow I picked to spend the night? It’s their habitual training ground. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
Today, I went on a hike with friends, but as I'm the worst outdoorsperson because I rarely venture outside of the city, I ended up getting lost in some woods after straying from our group. I ended up having to call 911 to be rescued. My friends will absolutely not let me live this ordeal down. FML
Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML
Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML
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Top comments
Trym 7
Never fall asleep first. Ever.
isallwaysme 27
they're right. they dont have to outrun the bear, they just have to outrun you
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Comments (77)
Trym 7
Never fall asleep first. Ever.
Dinoporeon 9
And never go camping with these "friends" again.
Ashamed_Sister 60
If a bear starts chasing you just hit or shoot one of your friends in the knee. Then you can escape by walking away.
soccerstar1996 18
I used to be a camper like you, then I got eaten by a bear
Sports_guy3 28
Then how are you still here? I had the same experience, but I cut its head off from the inside. Not a pleasant experience.
RayyanBoussaid 5
... You are really that dumb, I can't even insult you. You are that dumb.
DanielRamirez 10
Exactly! You dont need to outrun the bear you just need to outrun one of your "friends"
Otherhats 20
A good old fashion ass kicking is in order?
FangirlingAlways 14
Tough break OP! I bet my friends would do the same.
barleyguy 17
Same with mine but knowing how they're all assholes and based on how heavy I sleep I would end up outside on the dirt before I knew it
ZY1431 24
you should of been like **** that where's the bear im gonna touch it lol just to see what happens.
SonOfAMitch 14
I don't know #3, OP's done a lot of hard work posting this FML.. Maybe you should give a try first?
ZY1431 24
I would with a 10 ft long pole while having my running shoes on. :)
lickastick 27
That's what I like to call natural selection
Lavelle1313 11
#10 bears run up to 20-30 miles an hour at a full sprint, so good luck
isallwaysme 27
they're right. they dont have to outrun the bear, they just have to outrun you
StillUsesMyspace 22
At least they're honest!
sandracore 15
falling asleep first while camping is a rookie mistake
SonOfAMitch 14
What a great slumber party game to play. All you need is a tent, some friends, a person who tagged along and of course, a bear. Great!
EverestMelting 23
At least they all did the smart thing and sacrificed the unknowing.
AverageJoey 18
Lighten up OP it was just a little joke, i'm sure they wouldn't have left you out there.
ChenEighty 20
Considering she woke up out there hours later, yes. I think they could have and did leave her out there.
Dinoporeon 9
I have to ask, was any recreational drugs or alcohol involved in this camping trip?
RedPillSucks 33
Not recreational. They were SERIOUSLY doing drugs.
kaytasha 18
Loool, very astute question
p007 12
You are a one hell of a deep sleeper!