Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notliked
United States
Friends?
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
noname
United States
Quit while you're ahead
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
TheL1nds
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Kingswood, Australia
Ghost town
Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
GshDrnt
United States
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Facebook
United States
Poked
Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML
Thanks guys
Richmond, United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
gotthewrongman
United States
Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Top comments
ladybuuggy 0
..why the hell would you make a piggy bank a Facebook! someone definitely needs a life..
cole86 0
12! whooa! that's 1 more than 11
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Comments (156)
funzcpl 0
Ummmmmmm, sorry your so pathetic?
Mittle 0
please go outside and interact with more people.
Redsox68 0
maybe you don't have more friends because you make pages on facebook for piggy banks....just a thought
NickoMazingxx 0
that's sad.
mrspuds 0
you shouldn't have made such an awesome piggy bank.
mintcar 10
Facebook related FML's makes me want to kick babies.
IAreStarfeesh 0
Marriage related FMLs make me want to rip out a baby's heart and deep fry it in kitten blood.
howslife123 0
I'm guessing u have less friends on FB than op then huh?
mintcar 10
You're a very mean Echinoderm. Just kidding, it made me laugh.... as horrible as that sounds.
TheWhiteDemon 0
^couldnt agree more
bethan1 4
Did anyone else get on facebook and look for the piggy banks page? .......oh, me neither then.
Alleged_Cranium 7
ladybuuggy I recognize your picture. It was taken with your daddy's zipper camera.
Tarvo1 0
the piggy bank is obviously more charismatic. Don't hate it 'cause you ain't it.