Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Friends?
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Quit while you're ahead
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
Ghost town
Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Poked
Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Top comments
ladybuuggy 0
..why the hell would you make a piggy bank a Facebook! someone definitely needs a life..
cole86 0
12! whooa! that's 1 more than 11
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Comments (156)
violetsweety 26
wait..What?
Sorrows 5
Like really .. What the ****?
redbull33_fml 0
well you must either be really fat, ugly, and smell bad, or you're a huge bitch. jk. sorry op! but why'd you make a facebook for a piggybank? I probably shouldn't be asking that since I made one for my dog...
hcovballer247 0
Uhm... no comment
Wheels6130 0
wow I had 12 friends the first hour I got facebook
bassdredd 2
how do you have less than 12 friends on facebook?? I had like 100 the first day I joined
R0s1e 0
ok... well your main problem is that you're retarded enough to make a page for a piggy bank. that's weird! and seriously #65, can you get any more ignorant?? i'm 14 and i know that! you just make Americans seem dumber than the rest of the world already thinks they are.
alexandra1313 0
Wow big woop maybe u should get your fat ass off face book and get REAL friends thanks for wasting about 5 seconds of my life talking about your facebook bull shit. You hear that..... That's the sound of NO ONE GIVING A SHIT
DeviousAngel 13
YDI. Why the hell would you make a facebook account for a piggy bank? That's stupid.
lexxhorse 0
well if yer the type of person to make a fb for an effing plastic pig, then that makes sense why you don't have many friends.
SexyGamerNerd110 8
loL it could have been a ceramic piggy bank :P