Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Creepy disruption
Today, my stepbrother, with whom I’ve had a normal relationship with since we were 5, announced that he’s in love with me. I rejected him, but now my stepmom who’s Catholic is blaming me for "seduction and immorality" blah blah, while my dad now thinks my brother is a pervert who needs to live somewhere else. FML
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
The Betrayal
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Top comments
michelleJ11 25
Sorry, OP. Force him to tell his friends the truth; involve your parents if necessary. That's not okay at all.
tyler_mcdolan 10
Oh that's nasty
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Comments (106)
KillerofCereal 0
"Dump" him in front of his friends!
Zomg_Okay 27
Better, call him out on his bullshit. "I'm your step-sister, you moron" would be far more embarrassing for him than "I'm dumping you".
arghgoesthedino 8
Well, that's not creepy at all...
perdix 31
I hope you mean LATE stepbrother. No, wait, that might be a little harsh for some outlandish bragging.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
I imagine future bubble baths together are going to be rather awkward.
TheDrifter 24
Step sisters, no added chance of genetic mutation in the offspring. Still not fair game outside of the trailer park.
Zimmington 21
"Ain't nobody ****** my sister 'sept me!"- Rednecks everywhere
1947Chevy 17
I understand the concept of step siblings but that's just wrong.
FemskyD 26
Atleast he think your pretty i guess? :p
p_nafnaf_fml 12
Be lucky u r a pretty woman! But i agree that's a FML since that only makes things awkward -_-
perdix 31
You gotta feel a little sorry for the guy. In order to get him at least the appearance of female companionship, his parent had to go through all that trouble to get your parent to agree to marriage. The "girlfriend in Canada" lie would have been much easier, and probably more convincing.
huh_life 8
Woah that sucks u need to stop that!!....