Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ultra-Christian neighbor called the cops on me (again). This time, it was because she could smell "weed" coming from my apartment. I was burning sage. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
Today, we went to a nice place by a river to have a BBQ. Someone then asked if we could move the fireplace somewhere else, so we went to check another spot. We came back to find a dog had eaten all the meat we'd brought. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML
Today, I went to what I thought was my friend’s house for a barbecue. I walked into the backyard and started chatting with people I didn't recognize. After about 20 minutes, I realized I was at the wrong house, eating a stranger's food. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I managed to set off the smoke detectors while cooking burgers. The cops and fire department showed up. FML
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Don't worry, they'll get in trouble for the false call, darling!~
Jazzyj152 0
wow what stupid douche neighbors. FYL for having to live next to them.
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Comments (82)
drakem 7
Using a barbeque?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
Well technically they were right but... Still that's a bloody outrage!! They would probably get stoned to death in Australia if they reported someone for that
MrBrick 0
Yes FYL for having the cops called on you and causing a stir at your barbeque... Damn Moderators these days...
kriptonite_fml 0
how the fux is that not legal
forthepainx3 0
looks like someone (puts on glasses) got the cops called on them because their neighbors thought they were having a fire in their backyard but really was just having a barbecue.
allmidnighteyes 11
justalilrandom - Please stop. It isn't funny or clever when that caseislol moron does it, and it's equally not funny or clever when anyone else does it.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
except when I do it...right?......right?
piper1003 1
totally right family guy!
sweeetas 5
justalilrandom that was well done nice don't listen to that other guy I think its clever and ******* hilarious
meownow 0
not gonna lie but thats a decent one. lmao ignore 'allmidnighteyes'
dusty209 0
wats ur ****** iq. learn how to spell dipshit. thats wats wrong with america. to many dumb mother *******. anyways im pretty sure u were smokin weed
allmidnighteyes 11
"wats ur ****** iq. learn how to spell dipshit. thats wats wrong with america. to many dumb mother *******. anyways im pretty sure u were smokin weed" Irony would run rampant within the depths of your comment had it any depth.
smashgrab 0
I pray that dusty, otherwise known as commenter #53, was attempting to be ironic with their comment. However, I highly doubt it. Please refrain from breeding, any attempt by you to further dilute the gene pool is nothing short of a crime against humanity.
CommonSenseKarma 17
The absolute ignorance of the last three comments will stun generations to come.
finalyearsofhate 22
I'm sure op meant using a grill.
Jazzyj152 0
wow what stupid douche neighbors. FYL for having to live next to them.
Btaylor91 0
Well was the barbecue any good at least?
Mirorbo 27
Don't worry, they'll get in trouble for the false call, darling!~
RinnieRiot 9
Thats still a fire.
firefighterazz 0
you dip shit
RinnieRiot 9
Shit isn't meant to be dipped.
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
then can shit be dipped in a toilet or not.
camerican21 1
So its an FML because you're too stupid to cook?
sweet_candy_ 17
cooking is hard :(
cdatribe23 0
it's hard if you're retarted.
krazy_glu3 0
don't call someone retarded if you can't even spell it -_-
cdatribe23 0
and you can kiss my ass:)
wolve86 0
yeah don't be a retart...
trippydoll 4
Yeah, you retart!
wmsdubstep 6
thats offensive to retarts, you retard! No but seriously, if you're going to call someone a retard atleast spell it right, moron (I'm on an iPad btw)
insanesna1l 0
how is the op too stupid to cook if they were using a BBQ? that's like a pilot being too stupid to fly because they were using a helicopter
cdatribe23 0
:)
eddieyes 0
aweeee,I'm hungry
bariforlife 0
gah im always hungry lol and this made me hungrier lol
i_love_grrr 0
maybe you should learn to cook bette
EpicPear 0
You missed your 'R'. And your period!
sourgirl101 29
Someone missed their period? You know what that means!
ipwnlosers 4
ZING!
meg238f 0
#15 lol. But who said anything about bad cooking? Bbqs smoke, a lot, whether or not the food is burning.
ElectricGhost_fml 5
some people need to mind their own business!!!! gosh!!
TrollsHaveSouls 0
cook me a cream pie plz?