Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Creepy disruption
Today, my stepbrother, with whom I’ve had a normal relationship with since we were 5, announced that he’s in love with me. I rejected him, but now my stepmom who’s Catholic is blaming me for "seduction and immorality" blah blah, while my dad now thinks my brother is a pervert who needs to live somewhere else. FML
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
The Betrayal
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Top comments
michelleJ11 25
Sorry, OP. Force him to tell his friends the truth; involve your parents if necessary. That's not okay at all.
tyler_mcdolan 10
Oh that's nasty
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Comments (106)
StraightPain 9
My husbands step sister is just like that. She hates my guts and constantly calls her boyfriends by my husbands name.
BrotherPhil 35
FYL
ZackL624 5
Keep it in the family right ;)
BlueToast 6
Wrong type of brotherly love
sythe511 28
The OP shouldn't be too offended, as this us probably a compliment! I mean, if the relative thinks she is hot enough to want to call her his girlfriend...
anonymous12586 5
kik me fucklogic1
mikewtexas 14
Jesus Christ!!! Have some compassion for this poor unpopular kid WHO is trying to impress friends so profoundly stupid they don't notice his GF lives in the same house. Come on people the short bus picks this kid and his friends up.
whiskeey 14
That is on all levels disgusting.
nm_98 3
What the duckies wrong with people today?????
martin8337 36
This sure don't sound like no Brady Bunch.
IDontKnowWhoIAm04 24
Perhaps you remind him of his cousin.