Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Creepy disruption
Today, my stepbrother, with whom I’ve had a normal relationship with since we were 5, announced that he’s in love with me. I rejected him, but now my stepmom who’s Catholic is blaming me for "seduction and immorality" blah blah, while my dad now thinks my brother is a pervert who needs to live somewhere else. FML
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
The Betrayal
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Top comments
michelleJ11 25
Sorry, OP. Force him to tell his friends the truth; involve your parents if necessary. That's not okay at all.
tyler_mcdolan 10
Oh that's nasty
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liz_e_7 11
My step brother has a crush on me XP