Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Cindy
United States
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
dollfacee
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Anonymous
Creepy disruption
Today, my stepbrother, with whom I’ve had a normal relationship with since we were 5, announced that he’s in love with me. I rejected him, but now my stepmom who’s Catholic is blaming me for "seduction and immorality" blah blah, while my dad now thinks my brother is a pervert who needs to live somewhere else. FML
welcometothefamily
United States
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
Shantoya
United States
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
klifestyle2012
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Anonymous
Pishgaman, Iran, Islamic Republic of
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Wenny
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
thatisnotcool45
Canada
Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
Anonymous
Saint Venera, Malta
The Betrayal
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Top comments
michelleJ11 25
Sorry, OP. Force him to tell his friends the truth; involve your parents if necessary. That's not okay at all.
tyler_mcdolan 10
Oh that's nasty
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Comments (106)
thief1434 23
tell your parents before he goes any further
mattjamt 16
Siblings have a free pass out from under the mistletoe.
turdoblast 21
don't deny it, but refer to him as your brother in front of his friends anyway. THAT'LL TEACH HIM, OP
khaoticpanda 28
That will make things awkward real fast.
billiejoeinabox 7
Act like you're a nutjob in front of him and his friends. That should be fun.
Fuaaad1994 31
I hope you have a lock for your room
irilox_fml 9
The nominees are: - Girl want her uncle to film her sexlife - Girl dating cousin look-a-like - Guy dating his stepsister and the winner is ...
kinky44 28
Me. Thank you, I accept the award.
Jemm_fml 29
Apt name too. Well done.
Zomg_Okay 27
I reckon they're all related, anyway.
museerux01 10
Our fml genius!
codyswearingen 3
Tell your friends he has a small penis.
Zimmington 21
That wouldn't help her case in the least. It would just solidify the rumor.
mythicaltimes 15
The plot thickens.
Dthsapprntc 23
He is the step brother so they are not actually related which means they could have a relationship. But clearly OP is against the idea. Time to make sure that the friends, if they are indeed that, knows that the dumbass is a liar. Then tie him to a chair, inflict multiple paper cuts and rub them with salt. Or tell him you will get him back for his lies and then giggle to yourself every time he grabs some food out of the fridge. Or go into his room, let him catch you and when he asks what you are doing smile innocently and say "Nothing". He'll be paranoid in no time. Or do all of the above.