Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Creepy disruption
Today, my stepbrother, with whom I’ve had a normal relationship with since we were 5, announced that he’s in love with me. I rejected him, but now my stepmom who’s Catholic is blaming me for "seduction and immorality" blah blah, while my dad now thinks my brother is a pervert who needs to live somewhere else. FML
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
The Betrayal
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Top comments
michelleJ11 25
Sorry, OP. Force him to tell his friends the truth; involve your parents if necessary. That's not okay at all.
tyler_mcdolan 10
Oh that's nasty
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Comments (106)
DiMoB 6
Lol wtf??
theonecasey 27
My husbands cousin married her step brother. It could happen, Keep an open mind ;)
worldclassrager 41
If he wants a relationship that badly he should at least not make one up with a family member...
mk8833 9
Take it as a compliment, he'd only do that if he knew his friends saw you as "the hot older chick" (assuming he's your younger brother) however, you should talk to him about it. You guys are step-siblings and weren't born siblings, so maybe he too thinks you're hot. It could be one of many things, but just talk to him in private before freaking out
Eevee11 6
you must be good looking take it as a compliment but you should say he is you slave or something
mealsonwheels 12
So many FML puns
gatorgirl2669 6
your stepbrother is creepy... but I would suggest you them differently because you do not want people thinking you keep it in the family
Nella_90 6
It could be cause his friends think you're hot and he wants to protect you... If not then kick his ass!
winston5 6
Is he from Kentucky?
JustinRanford99 3
OP he is probably implying ur hot. I do not see why this is bad, I guess its a bit weird tho.