Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, my father-in-law asked me if I have breast implants in front of the whole family for the third time this month. FML
Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
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TheEpicFoo 0
creepers gonna creep.
Shootamonkey3 0
You must have some nice ****.
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Comments (309)
TheEpicFoo 0
creepers gonna creep.
Andre93 6
"welcome to the family!"
Gross2332 0
He's just chekcking if their like how your grandma's used to be
chickunkey 0
jeez! he was just checking for lumps!
stfuitscindeeeh9 3
Ew.
tsim_fml 0
i think hes just cenial.
MC18 0
That's super inappropriate. ewww nast.
stoopkid911 0
well u cnt blame the man, maybe u just have irresitable breasts!!
xstewie16x 0
haha wait til you see how he says hi to the grandkids
whitesox365 0
at least now your in the will!
skaterpaige 3
yah thats like....incest...in-law??;)
staceysgenesis16 0
ahaha dammnn .. thats gross .. but u kno u liked it ;)
TheBananaTheif 0
#14, where did you get grandma out of this?
falluke17 0
5, avenged sevenfold?? and 63s joke wasn't funny...
CateXOX 0
Damn 126 and 136 I thought I was the only one that noticed that!
DatWhiteGuy 0
Win.
dandawg69 0
anyone who loves A7X will immediately think that
littlemissFYL 5
Family Matters call for desperate needs.
rickolette 0
Guess Grandpa wanted some cuz Grandma's too old for his style. u must have nice melons. (I'm bi so no need to call me lesbo, I like boys too. ;)
simply_improper 1
i dont care how old and senile you are, id call the cops on him, after i kneed him in the balls. who knows what else hes doing to other girls. disgusting
locacolloca 0
this guys a pedo
abcd4242 0
154 looks like Justin Beiber
mfmylifesrsly 30
200 - because a majority of women marry underage
the101dan 0
88 - I lol'd
dragonaair 5
@1 your comment reminded me of a game called Minecraft. Creepers gonna cre- aw ****.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Are you stupid?
A7X_LoVeee 10
That was directed at 63, haha.
brandiebro 0
and at that, its prolly best not to bring the grand kids around.
robotiick 12
210- r u stupid thts master chief from halo
mrnorth 0
I like your thoughts mate
fml1365 30
I think 63 is stupid.
fml1365 30
I think they should look up incest!
The_ghetto_mango 25
#56 has a point.
mandi4murphy 0
haha man, he just wants you
juliahockey 0
that's hot.
ImaWiseGuy 5
he's just thinking let's keep it in the family....
Jimster1712 0
lol，how kinky r u?
stilldrunk88 6
After third time why would you go in the pool with him?
humzizzl3 0
you must have nice breasts & old people need loving too, let him play with them
wilsonchewy 0
I'd grab your breasts
TrollsFTW 0
OP never said if he/she was a boy or a girl O-o
skidoo800HO 2
Maybe that just his way of telling you that you have a nice rack haha
leader0011 5
oh Thaaaats naaaastay
leader0011 5
oh Thaaaats naaaastay
himeeho 2
You shouldn't ****** laugh about that shit
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
ohhh well then maybe u should come over sometime??? I got me a nice set of ****;) JKS u perv!
deadpool91 0
lol maybe he's clumsy and lucky at the same time!
born_hustla 26
lmao
JetStarSolar 0
I like this comment
K1A 3
that's a good combination in this situation lol
The_Voytek_Bear 14
Well at least you have a confirmation that they're nice. But actually we could use some photo here...
austindale96 3
agreed haha
jeffav51 0
pics or it didnt happen
Shootamonkey3 0
You must have some nice ****.
jimboner69 6
I do like nice ****
Shootamonkey3 0
Who doesn't? :D
dandawg69 0
Gays They're missing out
Luxord33 8
#171 I'm sure the gay community is having the same type of conversation about how straight guys are missing out on penises. LOL
salooty 0
you must have nice **** =)
Shootamonkey3 0
Ha you little shit-head. Your comment got voted down cause your sorry ass copied me :P
Shootamonkey3 0
ass*
KiddNYC1O 22
Both your comments were posted at the same time, I bet money he didn't copy you.
DrewSmooth 0
nerd rage much my little minion of doom?
marissakmnn 0
what a weird coincidence. but I would expect it. xD
salooty 0
don't give a shit
cheskiiie 0
ew what a creep.
shahfml 0
creep with a sene of admiration for boobs lol
s3xymoma 1
I agree
slynoble32 11
GOD ur eyes r crazy beautiful like wow.....AMAZING
The_ghetto_mango 25
Really, #199.
cheyAnn 0
maybe he's lonely. xD
WOGBRO 6
oh what a cute doggy.
jbird1193 3
awkward.. better cover up those girls in the family
abcd4242 0
nice ass glasses. got some myself
khaya 9
Always nice to hear about a fellow boob man.