Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML
Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML
Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML
Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML
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Pentium_4 27
i usually smell shampoo before i buy it
13scarlett13 4
What happened to step four?
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Comments (120)
kiddfillyy 1
Except the shampoo he bought was expensive. He's not just going to toss it out and get a new bottle.
disneydraeer 10
Look at it this way, once the bottle is done your showers won't remind you of your ex.
MigraineurOfLife 15
Put that expensive one on the shelf & pick up some Axe shampoo. According to the commercials, you'll have more women than you know what to do with.
skoob1 12
Just not the chocolate one... Chicks will bite you... Hate biters...
LittleDevil01 4
#sadtimes
peachesncreem 21
#ThisIsn'tTwitter
PoppaSoda 5
I feel your pain brother, hold your head playboy and throw that shampoo away.
LLLIIIUUUJ 2
try to exchange it with #2 if his ex-girlfriend has a different scent.
Fortius 6
Change it.. and sell the one u bought.
japtch 15
I don't think there's much demand for used shampoo.
TrollololSlayer 3
^ this guy!
soggy_waffles 3
Maybe if you weren't so effeminate she would've have dumped you.
noisebox 1
Weird comment that's not effeminate because the smell reminds him of his ex. You sound like your one of the crew of 'deadliest catch'.
HarryWeder 4
Serves you right for getting chicks shampoo
tencentsakiss 19
Or OP is a girl.... That was the assumption I made.
mattorama 15
Precisely. Amazes me that people still don't realize same sex relationships exist.
sirpantselot 22
Sorry for threadjacking, but #11 I love your pic