Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
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ilynorrington 0
how are u the creep if they remember what ur ex's cologne smells like? lol
mintcar 10
Just get rid of the freshener, problem solved.
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Comments (142)
thatnucca 36
Look on the bright side... At least it does smell like his balls... Then you'd be a hairy balls obsessed creep, and that would not be a good look...
Iamnotmyself 17
I like the smell of my boyfriends balls in the morning!
Aim4thebullseye 4
but then again if it did smell like his balls none of her friends should recognize that smell... or you would have a bigger problem at hand
flockz 20
big balls? in our hands?
LookAtMeNow3 5
don't get rid of it, just get a new scent and your good!(:
whitesox365 0
Freshener+Trash can=Problem solved :D
EffTrae 0
to be honest I didn't know they had cologne fragranced air fresheners
mfmylifesrsly 30
10 - how could you like chocolate cocks over chocolate ****?!?!?
youliketacos 0
What I don't get is.. Where are you getting plug in fresheners that smell like a specific cologne? Cause all I can find is vanilla or apple cinnamon...
imustbeinsane 2
69 maybe he was more into perfumes than colognes
lovejdbieber 0
why would anyone even no wat he smells like?? now THAT'S creppy
WaylonD 4
Who said it was a she? My Gaydar is goin off the charts here!!
GuessWhatKids 13
YDI op for buying a Doritos and Miller lite scented air freshener. And wouldn't the friends be creeps for knowing what their friend's ex-boyfriend smells like?
dre_bro11 12
87, The little female sex icon next to the FML. so yer, I think your gayder might need a little fixing.
orgin1 0
I read that too...it was interesting
motoxracer156 5
Ahhhh, the old scratch and sniff lie...
motoxracer156 5
Ahhhh, the old scratch and sniff lie...
mintcar 10
Just get rid of the freshener, problem solved.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I wouldn't get rid of it. That's a stupid reason to think you're being creepy.. Who even notices that?
mintcar 10
Why would she want the smell of her ex boyfriend lingering around the house? Frankly, I'd cough up a few bucks and replace it. The last thing I would wanna smell is the scent of my ex boyfriend diffusing through my home.
letsgoflyakite 2
if she was really over him, she could handle the scent. Besides, just because her and her boyfriend broke up, doesn't mean she still can't like the cologne he wore...
mintcar 10
While that maybe true, some scents usually trigger some sort of memory. Even if I /was/ over an ex boyfriend, I wouldn't want my house smelling like him. Eh, to each their own I suppose.
redbluegreen 41
It probably wasn't super obvious to the OP. It could have been a mixture of something with sandalwood, considering sandalwood is very popular scent for both cologne and air fresheners.
dontbjello 1
my thought exactly
Wudadoll7 5
Aw man, that sucks lol...
Lauren10102 3
I enjoy looking at your hat
flockz 20
that water tower is looking mighty fine as well lauren.
OWNZ 0
And that dog looks like a true winner! WE HAVE JUST ACHIEVED A: C-C-COMPLIMENT C-C-COMBO!!!
flockz 20
air santa is a baller.
slushpup9696 12
I like how your dog is sideways...
ObeseKitten 0
I like how skinny your cat is.
Jake_2013 0
I like how your circle has a diagonal line through it.
redsfan 4
I like how you have a little blue guy in your pic!
lottso88 4
I like how your hat sits on your head.
SunDropGirl 0
I like your two 'love birds'
alexg823 0
I don't like your flat ass.
whitesox365 0
i like your ability to express yourself
NoodleBurger 0
nice stash brah
mynameis1339 0
Hmm, you could always throw that one away and buy a different sent?
yummayy_ 11
Plug it in, plug it in. :)
DarkScythe951 4
Badass pic alert shield your eyes from the epicness!!!
ljesm14 1
Maybe your
ljesm14 1
whoops, posted that by accident. I was gonna say that maybe your ex is so cheap that instead of buying real cologne he uses the air freshener that you currently have. Or not.
yummayy_ 11
... what?
MsSoulReaper 27
Then just replace it! Then you won't be a nostalgic, obsessed creep.
whatever222 3
maybe his cologne was freaking air freshner?!?!?
redsfan 4
No, replacing it would just be too easy.
PeachyJinx 7
You smell like a winner :D
redbluegreen 41
He might be one of those guys that drenches themselves in cologne to mask the fact that they never shower.
ilynorrington 0
how are u the creep if they remember what ur ex's cologne smells like? lol
Yogo_fml 7
Don't forget to smile OP
Yogo_fml 7
*sigh* I meant to post that in your other comment -_-
shekerah 0
thts the same thing I'm here sayin how does ur friend knows watt he smells like unless she use to be underneath him when ur no around...
chuchaiilabss 19
the same thing i got in mind
letsgoflyakite 2
Stick to febreeze :D