Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
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Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML
Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed to grab a diaper. I turned around to see that she'd peed on my comforter. I then put her in her playpen to put my cover in the wash. I came back into the room to get her, and saw she'd taken off her diaper. She'd crapped in her playpen. FML
Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
Today, I woke up to my two year old crawling in bed with me and saying, "I poop". Normally this would be ok, but this morning she decided she didn't need a diaper. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML
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DoctorPALO 14
First of all, why in the hell would you leave a 2-year-old unsupervised in a bathtub? Second of all, toddlers do this which is why they call it BABYSITTING. You are supposed to be WITH the baby. Certainly not leaving a child that you don't know alone for 15 minutes. YDI.
xxlk4xx 6
I'm hoping the tub just wasn't filled up while two year old was in it, I've definitely put my messy toddler down in the empty tub while I run to get wipes or something!
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DoctorPALO 14
First of all, why in the hell would you leave a 2-year-old unsupervised in a bathtub? Second of all, toddlers do this which is why they call it BABYSITTING. You are supposed to be WITH the baby. Certainly not leaving a child that you don't know alone for 15 minutes. YDI.
xxlk4xx 6
I'm hoping the tub just wasn't filled up while two year old was in it, I've definitely put my messy toddler down in the empty tub while I run to get wipes or something!
RichardPencil 32
How full of shit was that kid? Perhaps you're the one who should be paid for twenty minutes or a single quarter.