Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML
Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML
Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML
Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML
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Pentium_4 27
i usually smell shampoo before i buy it
13scarlett13 4
What happened to step four?
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Comments (120)
mightymart 5
YDI for making poor attempts at poetry
BADMAMAJAMMA 3
Dumbass that's why you smell it first
cuddlebunny3548 11
It's called a return policy. Learn it. Use it.
Chandler1Bing 0
Next time stick with axe. Then, your ex-girlfriend would be with you in the shower.
AwsumShyGuy 12
Over obsessive ex makes you buy her shampoo.
magicalswaci 12
Don't worry, the shower is the best place to sob uncontrollably.
Thor12 1
I dont know If anyone has said it before but your ex either smells like a guy or you bought shampoo that smells with a girly sent
DelphiCat 17
ever heard of unisex? Or do you think mint, lemons, oranges, ginger etc are somehow gendered scents? Christ even coconut is pretty unisex. Not to mention the numerous shampoos which smell of nothing specific and are non gender (timotei, head and sholders, tesco apple shampoo etc) i HATE people who gender unisex smells, my favourite showergel is technically 'mans' because some idiot designer decided ginger was male.
kenta_fml 0
Throw. It. Out.
myahnicole 2
Look at the bright side....Now you have a reason to cry in the shower!! :D
DelphiCat 17
YDI for not throwing out his/her brand new shampoo? Foolish not to smell it before purchase, understandable to not throw it away as it's new...