Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
Today, before a big client pitch I went into their office bathroom to quickly slick down my hair. It had two identical automatic faucets, one for water and one for hand soap. Now my hair is full of soap, and smells like industrial strength lavender. FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML
Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
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GhostFox 34
... you may want to get that checked out with your GYN and see if there's an underlying cause for the non-citrus component to that particular smell combination.
chrisbrownizhott 15
Maybe you should go to the doctor and get checked for a yeast infection or BV it shouldn't smell like fish...
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GhostFox 34
... you may want to get that checked out with your GYN and see if there's an underlying cause for the non-citrus component to that particular smell combination.
chrisbrownizhott 15
Maybe you should go to the doctor and get checked for a yeast infection or BV it shouldn't smell like fish...
RichardPencil 32
Red Snapper with a side of Crabs?
Glowworm56 27
So now you're your husband's catch of the day!
awildwhisper 30
Sounds like you've upgraded from fish to lobster, your husband might need to start making reservations with you and giving tips
Tripartita 45
So your genitals normally smell of lobster, and the addition of /lemon/ scent is the FML?
Lobby_Bee 18
Your husband will be eating in a lot more now.
Donut_Wizard 23
"Waiter! There is a pube on my lobster!" "Oh I am so sorry sir. We charge extra for that."
skippydoda 32
1. You shouldn't wash your private parts with soap, especially with scented soap. It's very harsh and vaginas are self cleaning. 2. If the smell is that bad you might want to get checked by your gynecologist.
TaysDarkLust 11
I second this. Also remember to only wash the outside (thighs, labia majora) and use clean hands and regular water to rinse inside (labia minora & etc)
raven_of_azarath 35
Exactly. Cleaning down there with scented soaps can upset your body's ph balance, which causes yeast infections and bacterial infections.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
omg.. the soap isn't the problem here
laurellkawes 31
The fishy smell that came before the soap should worry her