Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML
Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML
Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML
Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML
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Pentium_4 27
i usually smell shampoo before i buy it
13scarlett13 4
What happened to step four?
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Comments (120)
mayyberry 4
Soo you use a girls shampoo!
tencentsakiss 19
How do you know they aren't a girl?
DanniMal87 3
if you are still depressed maybe you jumped into your new relatinship too fast. time to reevaluate.
chupachup_fml 0
He didn't mention a new relationship,, just isn't over his last one
jeansltp 7
Use a different shampoo!!
rammy125 4
Just start jerking off in the shower... No more depression
stevenmx86 8
Why did a make buy expensive shampoo?
juicifer 0
Try tea trree
bobslawnservice 16
Been there after a particularly interesting breakup. Use it a few times to make your pubes soft and split-end free. This is peurile but it worked for me and soon depression was replaced by amusement every time I washed my hair.
perdix 31
Really? They make a shampoo that smells like stale pussy and whining? No matter how expensive, you need to dump that shit in the trash like your ex-girlfriend dumped you.
gringrath 3
Why would you be depressed over your ex?
Colonel_Lexi 18
44-Obviously you've never been in a serious relationship before.
klimp5488 3
If it smells like your ex that means you bought women's shampoo. Which is likely the reason she left you in the first place. Grow a pair and get over it.
tencentsakiss 19
Or, OP is a woman and a lesbian, which means that she should keep buying women's shampoo.