Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
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Top comments
aswan10 3
He's not worth it! You can do better :)
Blue_Raven 4
Wow, that sucks, He should of just told you the truth instead of making up a lie that includes his fathers health.
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Comments (188)
aswan10 3
He's not worth it! You can do better :)
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Imagine the excuse if you guys were married....
taybabaylover 1
Don't worry it's not worth going out with a liar!
taybabaylover 1
Don't worry it's not worth going out with a liar!
kevsnev 7
IMO the boyfriend lied to OP because he wanted to let her off easy. So OP's ex is not really a bad guy.
taybabaylover 1
Don't worry it's not worth going out with a liar!
un1corns 15
43 - The OP's boyfriend is pretty pathetic. It's very possible (and not that difficult) to break up with someone in a friendly, mature way without having to lie.
TheVelocirabbit 10
Letting her off easy? This isn't letting her off easy. Letting her off easy is NOT lying. Either he knew she'd figure it out or he was too stupid to see.
nerobluerose 10
Would you prefer his dad have cancer? That's selfish. =P
love_isnt_enough 15
#43 , no . he's just an asshole .
cbchuckbass 5
More like, because she is not good enough so he rather go bck to his ex than be with her
Blue329 15
STFU.
CaramelMacchiato 13
Is anyone else extremely disturbed that OP's ex went through such depths to make up a horrible lie? That's an awful thing to lie about. Seriously hope OP's ex doesn't jinx himself!
florencesummer 0
"you can do better, tell me have you heard that lately [op]. Im just sayin you can do better..." - Drake
Qandol 26
If he can lie and make his father sick to break up with you, think of this, what wouldn't he do to get another girl in the future, once a lair always a lair. You deserve better OP.
golferman72 16
Who would say thy she deserves it?!
dejah_costa 0
He lied .. Duhh
sweet1231992 0
Just move on and find a better one
Llamacod 11
wow, dump that lose.... er, I mean, obviously the sister is lying.
Archay 13
They already broke up
Llamacod 11
duh!! sarcasm anyone
Llamacod 11
sarcasm, google it
Archay 13
Yes, the " I was being sarcastic " card has been played here, but sarcasm doesn't apply to your original comment.
Llamacod 11
uh. yes sarcasm does apply to original comment as it drips with it
MikeonFML 17
I laughed - if you just wrote the second part most other people would've found it funny as well.
a1f0sff 25
78- you've clearly proved that you don't know how to use sarcasm
Gtroll 4
Leave him alone, it could of been his cousin.
alexup24 13
are you ******* kidding me...
Danny0522 8
Llamacod- Your sarcasm skills are phenomenal. You are truly a master of the art, as well as one of the smartest people I know. Take notes.
ddddddddg 9
I'm really confused,
katie345 1
At least you found at earlier so if you did talk to his dad he wouldn't have been like what the hell. But in sorry OP you can find someone better:)
katie345 1
Crap I didn't mean to put this again!
YoungMisfit 9
Bravo **** stick
therealslim 15
^ Calm down dick hole
kevinn95 0
FYL you deserve better but at the same time YDI no need to be a snoopy ex and try to find out the truth its over just accept it and move on
RigPig 3
Well that straight up makes no sense. Use your head dummy. OP probably asked the sister how the father was doing or something like that. Even if she was "snooping" it was obviously justified. Derp Derp.
zombicidal 11
or she was friendly with the sister and thought it polite to inquire about her father's health
PerfectMistakes 8
I agree with #31. What if OP was friends with his sister? You don't know anymore about the situation than anyone else here (besides OP, obviously). Your Argument = Invalid. :)
aerro1 0
Who says she went to his sister to ask? What if his sister came to you? Think about it. Do the math. You will probably get it wrong, but it's important that you try.
Llamacod 11
wow, you should dump that lose... er, I mean, obviously the sister is lying.
SamSkylight 4
Lol
PeteyPablo12308 20
Why on earth would you post this comment twice? Wasn't the first time bad enough? Oops.. Comment is gone. Now I look retarded.
Jordan740 6
9 - Excuse me sir, but it seems you commented twice. Your comment was bad enough I didn't need to see it twice.
xlittlemiss 0
What an asshole. You'll find someone better! :)
sunnyt 5
Your ex deserves a chainsaw shoved up his ass. It's real disrespectful to say that about his dad.
chilearmy123 4
Maybe his sister was mad at him for some reason so she lied?????????
Jordan740 6
130 - Good point, however I don't feel as if "???????????????????????????" were needed in your response.
Rowdey 10
At least his dad is okay?
olpally 33
obviously the dad's okay... that's not the point... the guy is an asshole for doing that to op, regardless of how he did it. Be glad he is no longer in your life op, he's a tool bag!
Rowdey 10
Sarcasm.
olpally 33
I got it. I've been on here for a while... I didn't think too highly of it though... IMO, no harm, no foul. Carry on, good sir. :)
Rowdey 10
I will, kind sir.
Blue_Raven 4
Wow, that sucks, He should of just told you the truth instead of making up a lie that includes his fathers health.
katie345 1
At least you found at earlier so if you did talk to his dad he wouldn't have been like what the hell. But in sorry OP you can find someone better:)
Shrouds 14
Thats great! Now you know where you can find him when it's time to punch him in the throat!
Llamacod 11
yes, violence is always the answer.
reddudeover 2
10 - everything I'm about to say o's drunken stupor. Gay rector. For you right now'
eddeeezzyy 19
It actually is. Might as well get used to it 18.