Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
Today, like any other day I struggled to put my boots on, went to pee and noticed my pants were covered in what looked like a green dust. I touched it, sniffed it, and it smelled utterly horrendous. So I took my boots off again only to find that one of my cats had took a dump in one of them. FML
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway when I stepped in an ice cold pile of cat vomit. I was barefoot. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
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KY_Jelly 10
At least with bare feet you can wash it off quickly. If you were wearing socks, you would've had to do laundry. Either way, this sucks.
Lionesse 15
Humans shit too. Is that a reason to not be around people? I was going to write "Is that a reason not to own humans" but I caught myself in time because I realized owning people is illegal now.
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Comments (110)
BadKitty14 7
That's happened to me too! Sorry OP, that's disgusting.
MizzKilljoy69 11
finally, someone can actually understand ops pain
MrBrightside21 20
15 - Are you kidding? I can't tell you how many times I've dressed up as a naked Link for a significant other to see them with someone else.
Blackcatluck 19
Hey, it's not our fault! If we had the chance we would turn the whole house in a litterbox...but the kitchen, we keep the kitchen cuz there is peanut butter in it.
GothickNihilist 15
I think it has happened at least once to every pet owner. Stepping in shit barefooted is disgusting, especially when it gets between your toes.
HKCgrimmjow 15
It's just part of the ritual of owning a pet
KY_Jelly 10
At least with bare feet you can wash it off quickly. If you were wearing socks, you would've had to do laundry. Either way, this sucks.
pickles1994 18
At least it doesn't touch your feet and get in between your toes if you had socks on.
gracehi 33
Personally, I'd just throw the socks away.
klutz44 28
But what if they're your most favoritest socks ever?
Raykyogrou03 12
Do laundry? You'd have to burn those socks.
HowieDoIt 21
Some people take mud baths, maybe cat poo will work wonders for your feet?
ironichalibut 24
Or give OP some kind of terrible condition. It's a close one though, maybe 50/50. I haven't done much reading on the subject, so I could hypothesize that it could kill him, give him super powers, or anything In between.
green2go 14
Or if you had a dog it would get it off for you
rowdeezy 6
cats < dogs.
tomhofer 14
This is the reason I choose not to own a pet
Lionesse 15
Humans shit too. Is that a reason to not be around people? I was going to write "Is that a reason not to own humans" but I caught myself in time because I realized owning people is illegal now.
gracehi 33
Yeah, but people poop in toilets, not on the floor.
kevsandy303 12
39- You'd be surprised
theawkwardlife 21
44's rite, it happened to #8.
ICastillo 25
gracehi you've never walked into a public restroom and see poop all over the place? It happens. There are some assholes out there.. (No pun Intended)
Sputnikspak 13
#39: You can teach cats to use the toilet. I know one who does.
gracehi 33
Well, of course. I was speaking in general terms. I was excluding hooker friends of talking teddy bears.
Sputnikspak 13
64: I just wanted to make sure Edgar didn't feel left out. He's very proud of his toilet habits. He's also the orangest cat I know.
Raykyogrou03 12
Apparently your family ***** on the floor? Your logic is invalid and some people choose not to own pets.
sheethapins 13
Cat sucks. Probably better put your best foot forward and get the cat to the vet. The bill may be explosive, but cat least you won't be down in he dumps with a crappy pet.
LizHoy24 5
hopefully it wasn't on carpet and is easy to clean up. maybe monitoring what your cat eats will prevent future explosive diarrhea for your cat. good luck!
BradTheBrony 19
I dunno, it could be illness, rather than some dietary disturbance. Uh, no alliteration intended.
Lionesse 15
Just hobble over to your nearest shower and rinse it before you start to over think what you have on the bottom of your foot. Once you over think it, it becomes incredibly disgusting and unbearable :/ FYL op.. That's a crappy day no pun intended (;
gracehi 33
Boy it's a good thing you posted that sage advice! OP must be sitting at her computer with cat shit still on her foot right now, reading your comment and saying to herself, "Rinse off my foot in the shower? Why didn't I think of that?"
Lionesse 15
#40 I'm glad your comment oozes sarcasm. Anyway, I thought I'd put in my two cents. I mean, that's the whole point of FML. Maybe the OP didn't think about it in that moment, or maybe they did. I just answered based on what I thought would be relevant.
gracehi 33
I just think it's funny when people give advice on FMLs in which the issue is obviously already resolved. Sorry, but in your case, I just couldn't help poking a little fun. No hard feelings, right?
Lionesse 15
Not at all Gracehi. It's all good. It's FML of all places. A little fun is always good. :)
hannaaaahr 33
I think OP doesn't really have to 'over think' this to realize how disgusting cats poo is.
HowieDoIt 21
When you're heading to the litter and your stepping in some dinner: diarrhea
Enslaved 38
Ugh! And I thought I had it bad when I stepped on my cat's coughed up hair balls. You take the cake!
rhysfucker 24
Ever film that? Just wondering...
HowieDoIt 21
Are you into that kind of thing? People stepping in hair balls? Dirty dog...