Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
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Top comments
Paul Rushing 21
Could you rewrite this in English?!?
rotflqtms_ 21
Why don't they spell check before posting these?
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Comments (10)
Paul Rushing 21
Could you rewrite this in English?!?
rotflqtms_ 21
Why don't they spell check before posting these?
AlbertEinstein00713 5
I have not been on in years. When did they stop? This collection is a mess today.
Beth Baskett 12
Spell check wouldn't help, because it's the grammar that's all effed up.
rotflqtms_ 21
I figured autocorrect got them, but they didn't check to see if everything was right... like maybe they meant to say "then" or "she" and it auto corrected to ran? I'm grasping at straws here...
chris_lillo 15
Not saying it is right, but people get defensive in the heat of the moment. Talk to her after things cool down and maybe she will come to her senses! wish you luck
mike3775 39
I remember when this site wouldn’t let this FML from being posted.
lovelyhippos 15
This is probably the hardest thing I've read in a while. Probably because it may have been written by a 3 year old.
campdude90 15
Maybe your mom wouldn’t be laughing once your car insurance calls hers or better yet when she gets a lawsuit
ncparry 18
Countdown until FML is gone anyone?
Cam3245 9
english bro pleeeaseee