Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, my cat pooped in the shower. How did I find out? I didn't see the poop when I got in. I slipped in it, and smacked my head on the tile wall. FML
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Camden Smith 11
you do now
Tarlachia 33
Ceiling cat does not like your feng shui.
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Comments (13)
Donut_Wizard 23
Ninjacat strikes again!
RichardPencil 32
The cat has you.
Tarlachia 33
Ceiling cat does not like your feng shui.
Camden Smith 11
you do now
Spiritbird 17
And a closed window...you don't have that either.
boopingsnoot 25
That sounds more like a raccoon, not a cat. They have similarly-sized shit and are more likely to be assholes to strangers. Cats typically prefer to be assholes to humans they know.
dexter420 21
Im guessing you are a sleep pooper
karma1221 11
Not gonna lie. I'm more than a little impressed you could correctly identify which animal took a shit in your living room just by the type of poop was left behind.
Adam Spencer 2
It was sitting on my window perch
kujiens101 24
How’d you know it was a cat?
Lobby_Bee 18
Cats only bring gifts if they like you. Or hate, I can't really tell.