Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
Today, like any other day I struggled to put my boots on, went to pee and noticed my pants were covered in what looked like a green dust. I touched it, sniffed it, and it smelled utterly horrendous. So I took my boots off again only to find that one of my cats had took a dump in one of them. FML
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway when I stepped in an ice cold pile of cat vomit. I was barefoot. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
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KY_Jelly 10
At least with bare feet you can wash it off quickly. If you were wearing socks, you would've had to do laundry. Either way, this sucks.
Lionesse 15
Humans shit too. Is that a reason to not be around people? I was going to write "Is that a reason not to own humans" but I caught myself in time because I realized owning people is illegal now.
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Comments (110)
karlcolt45 19
let me head into the bedroom and slip in something much less comfortable
DutchBasterd 15
did your cat eat sushi too ?
captainObviously 15
Now just hop your way to the bathtub so it doesn't spread.
Sputnikspak 13
This is why I always put on slippers. ALWAYS. I might end up with poofoot now and then, but the fact that my parents have bought me AT LEAST one pair every Christmas (one year, I got four - two pairs from parents, two from friends) means that I can ditch a pair now and then. That's way less icky.
xfluttershy07 8
u couldnt smell it before u got to it?
Geary519 20
lmao turdfoot
BFons 19
After moving out of my old apartment, I found quite a few cat patties waiting for me under my bed that I never knew about. I had to cut them out of the carpet. I feel you pain.
pickles1994 18
Get a dog:) that's well trained.
SummonerMaenad 22
Well that's just disgusting... Although I kinda feel more sorry for the poor cat...
Jaden56 3
Worst feeling when it squishes between your toes haha.