Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
Average "alternative medicine" enjoyer
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, I took new sleeping meds. One of the side effects was sleepwalking. I had a dream my girlfriend wanted me to pee on her. Apparently, while sleepwalking, I pissed all over our dog. FML
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Wait for the hangover
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
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Welshite 40
Put the rug over the toilet. Problem solved.
princessbits 17
Maybe you should take him to the doctor to get that checked out?
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asherm 15
An ex of mine had some issues, though I caught him almost pissing under sink. I had to lead him to bathroom. And had to put pillows between us so he wouldn't kick my ass in his sleep. Ya fun times
stardustjunkie 12
Perhaps he needs to make sure he doesn't drink too close to bedtime and goes to the loo just before bed? I used to sleep walk as a child all the time. It was amusing until the night my mum found me trying to climb out of my bedroom window.. Thankfully we were in a bungalow!
DrRO93 14
Wow.. Well cant totally blame him
Ch_rae5 19
or just get rid of the rug worst he could do is piss on the floor which would be easier to clean up
TwistedCherub1 15
OP, try keeping the bathroom door closed at night and hanging some loud bells on it. They're available at pet stores year 'round (for dogs to signal they need to go out). That might wake him up. As for the rest, I wish you luck. My husband has hit me, elbowed me in the face, ripped the blankets off to "protect [me] from the spiders", shielded me with his body from something, silently signaled me to stack up and look at "the barrels" where our bedroom wall is, and put me in an arm bar restraint twice (once I was sure he was going to snap my elbow, but I talked him down until he woke up). He hates that he could hurt me, but it's not his fault. Usually sleep walking is random firing of synapses (mild form of epilepsy), but in combination with night terrors it could be a form of PTSD from childhood abuse or a tragic event or battle. If you don't love him enough to suffer it with him, it's best you get out now. If you do, I wish you all the patience and kindness anyone can have.
Coolet90 7
I feel like this is a fhl moment rather then urs
Haley422 9
my brother seems to always pee on the fridge :/
Derrick1234 6
That's so funny
Dashelle 25
Yikes.
OneNightStander 6
People do crazy things when they're sleepwalking!!