Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, I took new sleeping meds. One of the side effects was sleepwalking. I had a dream my girlfriend wanted me to pee on her. Apparently, while sleepwalking, I pissed all over our dog. FML
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
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Welshite 40
Put the rug over the toilet. Problem solved.
princessbits 17
Maybe you should take him to the doctor to get that checked out?
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Comments (101)
Enslaved 38
Night terrors with sleepwalking can be freaky as hell to witness. I hope he can get that under control. **My brother- in- law has that too. When visiting, he slept walked inside my closet and fought my clothes thinking it was a legion of demons.
HeartOfLead 24
While he's at it, he might as well clean out the skeletons.
Enslaved 38
"I'm sorry momma! I never meant to hurt you! I never meant to make you cry; but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet"
Little4Bear 10
Did he battle the evil Long Sleeve and the demented Levi jeans
jamnglamgirlie 17
I hope you threw that rug out.
Faff 20
I hope not! people throw away stuff way too easily
LowExpectations 30
But without that rug he'll run a muck and piss on god knows what.
NightHawk387 22
If she throws it out, he might just pee on another rug, if you know what I mean.
Fluffydemise 18
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and..take the rug to the dry cleaners!
Little4Bear 10
Or make him do it. Better yet, make him buy a new rug because something tells me it's not his first time.
HeartOfLead 24
At least he probably doesn't sleep talk. I knew someone who insulted people in her sleep. I wouldn't want to clean up shit.
the_real_dvd 21
Take him to a sleep specialist. This isn't something he has to live with.
FrankHotpants 31
Could be worst, he could hide your purse in the freezer and the couch cushions in the oven and say creepy things like "the clown has no penis."
esines 9
Haha nobody gets the stepbrothers reference? Come on, people...
HeatherFeatherB 31
I only read the comments in search of a Stepbrothers reference.
Yellow_Fish79 11
There is medication for that, might want to look into it.
rememberkids 14
after u remortgage the house, dip into savings, and max out the credit card, of course,
the_real_dvd 21
Generics are about $9 a bottle. If they're in that bad of financial state it might explain his sleep disorder.
Chumbowamba 10
Like my new puppy XD
ajgraham06 5
At least he didn't pee on you in bed
mrzombielot 8
He will piss on the bed