Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, I took new sleeping meds. One of the side effects was sleepwalking. I had a dream my girlfriend wanted me to pee on her. Apparently, while sleepwalking, I pissed all over our dog. FML
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Put the rug over the toilet. Problem solved.
princessbits 17
Maybe you should take him to the doctor to get that checked out?
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Comments (101)
CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16
Lock him in your guest bedroom
Grauncho 27
Rub his nose in it next time.
animalcaretaker 3
I wish I could meet someone with the same sleep problems as me.
Fuhkyoo 17
at least he was close, I know someone who was sleep-pissed on by their brother
tinybubby 6
At least he made it to the bathroom!!
JordynnLOL 11
At least it was on the rug and not on you, and he'll never piss the bed this way! In some ways, it's a plus.
iamtheinsomniac 11
Does that really piss you off?
Tonka_Cookie 10
at least he's trying to do it right, even when asleep
siggy_mcsigx 22
Aren't those psych symptoms of sexual abuse?
Marakie 16
This FML was already published like a few months ago