Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
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Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, I took new sleeping meds. One of the side effects was sleepwalking. I had a dream my girlfriend wanted me to pee on her. Apparently, while sleepwalking, I pissed all over our dog. FML
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Put the rug over the toilet. Problem solved.
princessbits 17
Maybe you should take him to the doctor to get that checked out?
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Comments (101)
BossPathfinderGM 14
She'll be a whiz at putting up with it in no time.
worldclassrager 41
Lock him in the bed room he then can't get out...
LegolasPrincess 10
That wouldn't end well, he'd either end up pissing on the bed or on any clothes that happen to be on the floor.
worldclassrager 41
I figured he would hit the door and wake up...
Trish01 23
Well, piss isn't that tough or gross to clean. At least he didn't take a massive dump on the rug or anywhere else other than the toilet.
Ray_of_midnight 23
That rug really tied the room together.
eternal_malaise 10
OP, look up "sleep disorder" in Wikipedia to see what other sleep problems he could come up with. In the meantime, put him in a diaper and handcuff him to the bed at night.
monnanon 14
oh no someone has more than one sleep related problem! must be fake.
perdix 31
Sew together some adult diapers together into a bathroom rug.
monnanon 14
he needs to go to s a sleep clinic if he hasnt already. the combination of the night terrors and sleep walking could be dangerous for you both.
jtfrisch 22
My brother used to sleep piss on me..
NotoriousLES 14
I used to have awful night terrors and sleep walk too. It's a pretty terrible and sometimes really embarrassing thing to suffer. I eventually grew out of it in my mid 20's, but I still sleep talk. This should be his FML!
jw90 18
You gotta bear with them. No sense of humor.