Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister, and me. FML
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Today, my mom struggled tried to say my name. She said my brother's name, my sister's, my dad's, my uncle's, and finally my cat's (who doesn't even have a human name) before she gave up and said, "You!" and pointed at me. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, my mom called me by her favorite TV show character's name. Again. This is the eighth time this week. I'm an only child, and I'm 15. I thought she had my name down pat by now. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML
Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
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Top comments
upyourzlolz 11
Looks like your family just got done... Doggy style.
ingernh 4
Are you a bitch?
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Comments (99)
ingernh 4
Are you a bitch?
JustinComments 3
Well it's not insulting if it's those cute little puppies.
DanFML91 0
So when they call your names, which bitches come/answer? Lol
DanFML91 0
9 - i bet they are bulldogs... And so are the neighbours new dogs...
chlorinegreen 27
Well that's not creepy or anything. Nice name OP.
BlanketHogger 0
Yea, And OP I love your name.
Meowingtons500 18
Is your mother named Fluffy? Is your name Fido? Was your sister blessed with the name Princess Beyonce?
uniongirl02 0
You gotta love OP's name
LolFMLnot 10
Did the cutest dog got named after you?
gress269 4
I hate you, OP.
takpaan 6
Don't tell me u still have that fone or use it lol
Aquawave7 7
IHopeYourDogGetsDiahhreaAndPoopsOnYourBed hahhhah nice name OP.
upyourzlolz 11
Looks like your family just got done... Doggy style.
2wenty0ne21 0
Sir, please, for the sake of humanity. Give up all ur aspirations and be a comedian.
J3R3MYY 14
Who let the dogs out?! Who, who who who??!!?!!?
Zomg_Okay 27
*Raises hand*
Danny0522 8
*rock music in background while 2 puts on sunglasses*
upyourzlolz 11
I don't use sunglasses. They always seem to argue with my outfits.
Chaos187 6
*puts on shades* YEAAHHHHHH
TheDog6 24
*Takes off shades* NOOOOOO....
SCREAM4meeee 0
Should be proud. It's an honor!
marzipanimal 15
Thats awkward..
forkscop 0
Nice name OP, lol
wooley29 8
It would be best to just ignore it. It shows more about them than you. It is their FML.
foob 0
ugly teeth
chickenwalrus 14
i really love OP's name.
flockz 20
sounds like your neighbor is barking up the wrong tree.
DaMan25 4
That's an honor
22jrdn55 15
get a cat(s) and name it after them!
me_gusta_eso 1
That is a terrible idea.
22jrdn55 15
he'll get all the *******! why do i even try!
bubbles42597 0
No OP should get a dog and name it idiot then tell the neighbor that they named it after him
Feklfekl2222 32
Your name is very detailed.
dethbunny 0
I ******' LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!
Dominato 0
The only reason i like this comment because of the badass profile pic
narya1 0
Classy.
ActionManly 11
OP's name is pure gold