Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, my 12 year-old step-child told me he’s been deliberately wetting - and sometimes crapping - the bed because he’s too lazy to get up, and knows it’s someone else’s problem to clean up after him. It’s been going on for years. FML
Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
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junaho 0
You should pee in his bed. Blame it on the cat.
ashole1990 10
my brother used to pee in a bottle when he didnt feel like getting up.... then he kept the bottles filled in a cabinet at least it isnt as disturbing as that haha but yeah, fyl. he's gross
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Comments (244)
shmexyme 0
What a charming son you have there...
babe7260 30
Omg you've GOT to be kidding?????!!
Lillias_fml 19
Its too late to groung him, isnt it?
Fman92 9
damn 18? so how much have u babied him?
xxEternalRain 13
Rub his nose in it
_bbybustitopen 9
Poor cat. Who does that?! i would have beat his ass.
AlexCanada77 13
Either make him get a job and learn some responsability, or kick him out. He should (hopefully) Get used to the shock of having his own place and learn to respect others
juwannaman 11
We'll he will never keep a girlfriend
brooke247 4
What a filthy little weirdo
Mikie2501 1
Hrm. My initial question even though it seems like he stated it, is did you actually catch him in the act? ...and are you really that stupid? I mean, we have three cats and dude, they don't have huge bladders, if your dick son is peeing on the floor it must ge a damned flood! Should have been obvious the first time! My initial response is that he is either so damned drunk that he would blow over a 3.0, then I could see him peeing on the floor. (When I was in college and that drunk once I actually....nevermind;) ...or on some kind of drugs doped out of his mind. OTHERWISE he is so f'ing lazy, disrespectful and self-induced mentally and socially retarded that he is beyond hope of repair without shipping him off to the Marines. If its the latter, I would bounce his ass out of the house and tell him not to bother coming back! Let him piss in the street where he will now be living! Personally I'd catch it on video and post it on facebook for all his friends and family to see, then post it to youtube.