Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, I got home to some mad woman in my yard screaming about pregnancy and rape, and I almost had a heart attack thinking my son was being accused of some terrible crime. Turns out she was accusing my 15-year-old tomcat of impregnating her prize winning white fluff-ball of a cat. FML
Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML
Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
Today, I was in my backyard scolding my cat. I yelled, "If you can't learn to use the bathroom correctly then I am going to leave your stupid butt out here in the snow until you figure it out!!" Later, my neighbor left me a nasty note about child abuse - she thought I was scolding my son. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
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flashback.miss 28
Make him wash it...with his tongue.
morganrules123 10
If it smelled as bad as cat urine, your son may need to see a doctor.
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flashback.miss 28
Make him wash it...with his tongue.
soccerstar1996 18
Looks like someone's been dropping acidddddd
svalaedgren 18
And what would anyone get out of that? Apologise to the neighbours and have a talk with your son.
hessel 13
#16 i think they dropped acid on your funny bone
feelingold 18
no no, don't blame the boy...the cat was obviously exercising those freaky mind-control powers.....
helen_ellexo 22
I wonder if he caught his son in the act
glamorous18 10
I think that's a little excessive...
arrow007archer 19
well that escalated quickly
CammyGal 26
Make a big sign that says CAR =/= TOILET. Also you might want to look into some counseling.
xBethanyC 15
That must have really pissed you off. Now urine a major need of a car wash that I hope you make your son do himself.
\ 28
I sure hope the paint's holding up... That boy needs a good flogging
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Yeah- he may need sex counseling because he's a dick.
AshleyScruggs 14
The kid is probably sleepwalking. My sister used to wander into the kitchen in the middle of the night and piss on the floor, thinking she was in the bathroom.
AshleyScruggs 14
And apparently honesty gets you thumbed down.
nyrangersfan9 13
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
lopsop 12
That seems like a very nice father-son bonding experience
gc327072 31
32- I don't always piss on a car, but when I do, I do it with my son.
morganrules123 10
If it smelled as bad as cat urine, your son may need to see a doctor.
Queensland 27
At least to me, cat urine smells like, well, any urine would...
morganrules123 10
Usually when cats pee on objects, they're scent marking. It smells extremely bad.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Ammonia, right?
BaraSkit07 12
Neutered cats' pee doesn't smell at all. That may be the reason for this confusion.
BaraSkit07 12
Okay, I've had like 7 cats over 20 years and none have smelled. Maybe I'm just lucky then.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Next time he dose it, go into his room and piss on his play station.
Dracoboxer357 36
Time to be the better adult, apologize to your neighbour, and have your son wash your car as penance, I would think. Maybe he could explain wtf he was doing that for in the first place as well. :p Weirdo...
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Maybe he's marking his future territory. Or he's just a dick. Yeah, he's probably a dick.
ILoveMyArm 15
Yeah, and for it to happen repeatedly just makes it worse.
acs123acs 22
Make him wash the family car the neighbor's car and the toilet. Then take away his gaming system and/or phone till he's old enough to use a toilet.
Zen_Mei 17
Wait, what exactly is he trying to achieve by peeing on the car?
Nikkitaria 9
Mark his territory.
buddy51 23
Emptying his bladder?
feelingold 18
The boy's just trying to mark his territory.
SirTalkaton 22
Sneak into his bedroom after he's fallen asleep and pee on all of his clothes.
ryan4723 24
#9 Because stooping to the level of a 16 year old is the best way to get all problems resolved, right?
lolfood 24
In a way, I hope he was drunk every time. Not that I encourage underage drinking.