Today, my 12 year-old step-child told me he’s been deliberately wetting - and sometimes crapping - the bed because he’s too lazy to get up, and knows it’s someone else’s problem to clean up after him. It’s been going on for years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, my teenage son informed me that when he’s too lazy to walk to the bathroom, he uses the kitchen sink as a toilet. I use that sink every day to wash vegetables for my family's dinner. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML
Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, my daughter threw my stepson down the stairs. When I asked what the hell was going on, she claimed she was just demonstrating her willingness to seriously injure him the next time she catches him in her underwear drawer or in her room at all. I’m not sure which direction to parent in here. FML
Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML
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_ali__cat_ 14
I bet he won't be lazy if he has to wash the sheets himself. He's old enough.
fayrafox 5
And that is when you start making him get his sheets clean. Show him how, and then make it his responsibility. If his dad disagrees, it is now his responsibility.
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Comments (28)
_ali__cat_ 14
I bet he won't be lazy if he has to wash the sheets himself. He's old enough.
onceuponatime456 16
Time to have a chat with his father!
Glowworm56 27
Damn, it kid! If you're going to act like a baby, wear some diapers! Don't expect others to change them for you though.
fayrafox 5
And that is when you start making him get his sheets clean. Show him how, and then make it his responsibility. If his dad disagrees, it is now his responsibility.
GamerChickxoxo 16
buy some depends and let him know that its his job to take care of his elders if hes gonna pull that shit. sit down at the dinner table right beside him and take the biggest most foul dump of your life. he won't step out of line again.
electrodude 15
Un his nose in it
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
what! he would have been helping me with the laundry after the 3rd strike!
Chazzster 32
If you let this go on for years without consequences then you both deserve it. As an absolute minimum the child should be cleaning up the mess themselves. That creates an incentive not to do it.
Yudith 28
I'm pretty sure he just started when he became someone's stepson, for the sole purpose of annoying his step-mom. His dad has to discipline him. The prospect of staying forever alone, along with strategically placed photos of his son's deed, might convince him.
ffc Squall 14
YDI. Parent up and make him wash his own sheets when he does that and he'll shape up real fast.
manb91uk 22
Your stepson is a ******* cretin and needs to see a doctor... He’s not wired right.