Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
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Top comments
chesoes 8
Hey those songs were actually pretty nice (:
x_KL_x 7
Sounds like he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...
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Comments (213)
yandizzle 0
Just believe in the magic op! I feel as if your vows can't be wrote but felt at the spur of the moment right from the heart. he may surprise you. keep an open mind when it comes to love and how you can express your feelings.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Hey that's not bad! As long as its the ones about love! You better hope he's a believer after he saw your face :)
LeapOfFaith 8
"Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you"...those lines are beautiful..what's wrong with you OP?
Dirgel 4
It absolutely kills me that our younger generation labels these songs as "Shrek Songs".
pfclunchbox005 1
Your damn fault for looking. Dummy. Hope you split
yaoifreak 8
Maybe he's going to sing it to you during you vow.........what you being sneaky for anyway
kolleen_fml 3
i love shrek!!! it's a sweet movie, you should be happy!
MKerr95 0
Accidentally in love?-the song, by counting crows.
omilove17 0
Wow. I just had a heart attack hearing about that. I hate spiders!
Mikaela0296 4
Well, you ruined the surprise! You really shouldn't snoop, OP. ;D