Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
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Top comments
chesoes 8
Hey those songs were actually pretty nice (:
x_KL_x 7
Sounds like he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...
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Comments (213)
YeahCourse 4
I'm watching shrek when I read that. Coincidence= awesome.
mavman79 5
Not if the song is ever fallen in love with someone (you shouldn't have fallen in love with)
Exelbaradin 4
Were they "she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her foreheade"
rivaraven 35
Why would you peek in that? YDI.
Dean93 2
he's looking kinda dumb....
ajkwilso 8
This is kind of a ***** post, he has held out for the right person, YOU!! And you are making fun of him for it?
incendiaaa 23
maybe that's the journal intended for your nosieness.
droptableusers 7
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
shmidrep27 5
If it were Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen, I'd be happy!
TheRealHarleyCat 9
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.