Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
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Sammara 0
Just please be nice when and if he calls! Gay guys have assumed my husband is gay on a number of occasions, and he always takes it as a compliment--most gay guys have good taste. :-)
jvjanisse 0
how adorable, take it as a compliment. we're very picky
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Comments (54)
xcrackthewhip 0
Agreed with number 6. Think of it as being so hott that you can get both sexes.
maxdashz 0
How did you guess what 6 was going to say?
Thabb 0
YDI for givin your number and not seeing her friend. Anti-Flood shit again...
polkadots123 2
Saying that he can be reached at any time is really creepy.
RPGod 0
Hey, just go with it. You never know......
socializer1 0
woo! hot!
Sammara 0
Just please be nice when and if he calls! Gay guys have assumed my husband is gay on a number of occasions, and he always takes it as a compliment--most gay guys have good taste. :-)
justjayit 0
Aww! That's so cute, he was too shy to ask you himself. I agree with #6 allll the way.
jvjanisse 0
how adorable, take it as a compliment. we're very picky
WestOz 0
Take it as a compliment. Gay men are EXTREMELY picky.
elastisch 0
That's adorable. (:
NyappyCat 12
Oh My Word. You have Kami-sama as your icon. You are so full of win, my friend. Malice Mizer rules ^_^
pinkfrenchrose 5
That's so cute. :)
Dimaranien 1
awwww. so cute!