Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML
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aback 5
If she's that blind, you don't want her anywhere near your hair with scissors.
BurpusMe 0
Is this Zack Effron?
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Comments (94)
misschristineeee 0
AWKWARD!!!
Rho_fml 0
I think you're lucky, but that's just because I have to use a wig to do that :p
saracm 0
aww, its ok im sure you dont look like a girl nor sound like one. Screw the f...in hair stylest.
BrEnNo1023 5
hey, regardless of what sex the OP is, it's not the hairdresser's place to say that. So what if a girl wants to cut their hair short (the OP isnt even a girl)? It's not ALWAYS a sign of dyke-ism or transvestitism or whatever you want to label it, some people cut it short simply for functionality's sake -- say, if you were a chef, or if you were in the military -- or even if you were a sprinter or long distance runner, where your long hair would get in the road every two seconds. it's not her place to impress her own blissfully naiive gender ideals on other people. "oh no, you look like a boy if you have 'way short' hair.. please miss hairdresser, vomit up all your expectancies and gender ideals and splatter it all over my face like a beautiful flowing waterfall of blissful arrogance...so i may learn to live my life the correct way" *smiles wistfully*
penisface69 17
hahahahha i hope you're this guy i hate at my school who looks like a butch lesbian.
Fayletiem 0
Meh, at least a lot a girls like androgynous looking guys.
rachelbrianna25 0
LMAO! I'm sorry but some ppl you just can't tell if it's a boy or a girl. She shouldn't have said it tho, even if she was thinking it.
Vlouise 0
YDI, because I cannot stand it when guys let their hair get that long.
some_girl9 8
How about this... "Today I was at my job as a hairdresser. I saw a girl sit down at my chair and say she wanted her hair way short, so I said, "Why? You will look like a guy, sweetie." "She" responded, "I AM a guy." FML
iwanina 0
are you justin bieber?