Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, I unwittingly told the barber, “Do whatever you think looks best.” He got creative. Forty-five minutes later, I walked out with a haircut that made me look like a backup dancer in a 1990s boy band. My girlfriend said, “You're going to have to wear a beanie if you want to walk around with me.” FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML
Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML
Today, I told my new hairstylist that I like Jennifer Aniston's look and that I'm trying to grow my hair out. She gave me the "Rachel" haircut. FML
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null_fml 11
How can you even HAVE a combover if you have a full head of hair? And if you don't, wtf were you expecting?
Peroxide 3
Interesting, at what point did you realise she was giving you a combover. Was it when she sat you down, picked up the last 3 strands of hair on the side of your head and layed them across the top then said that'll be $25 thanks???
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Comments (32)
moonlight_daze 8
$$ Cha-CHING! $$
Neorecon19 18
Now take off all you clothes and strike a playboy pose!
null_fml 11
How can you even HAVE a combover if you have a full head of hair? And if you don't, wtf were you expecting?
_Noon_ 0
This.
saddream 0
im confused so do the like shave off the top part of your head then leave one side all long so you can come it over the bald spot?
Puolukka 4
Who said he had a full head of hair*lol* I have at least a handful of guys going to college with me who are no older than 23 and they're already going visibly bald.
jujubeef 10
doesn't have a full head of hair anymore:D
Peroxide 3
Interesting, at what point did you realise she was giving you a combover. Was it when she sat you down, picked up the last 3 strands of hair on the side of your head and layed them across the top then said that'll be $25 thanks???
LemonadePink 0
So girls dig that look in France? Hahah.
noshitsherlock 0
YDI. You could have ASKED what she was going to do
iFruit 0
She was probably a silly old lady who thought she was still with the times. Oh well.
FromCFL 0
The really sad part is that you hair looked so crappy she thought a comb-over was an improvement.... YDI for not putting a little effort into your appearance.
ShoShenron 0
True true. I bet he doesnt look like an elephant asshole like you though.
JFry 0
OOOOOOO BURN!
jrsoccer1900 0
burnnn
dsl135 0
So she shaved your head bald except for one side? Left that really long so you could comb it over? Yea, fake.
perdix 31
Combing your wild pubes over your shriveled, ugly junk could help in the short run.
99MDC 0
Hey, its Homer Simpson!
waterynuggets 0
:D