Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
If she's that blind, you don't want her anywhere near your hair with scissors.
BurpusMe 0
Is this Zack Effron?
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Comments (94)
ICC 5
YDI You gay SOB!!!
writer08 0
Grow some facial hair dude. Or you know, don't dress like an emo **** trying to look like a chick. I seriously only see one way she could've confused you for a girl, you acted the part.
XxKate1294xX 0
This morning I was on the bus and a person that was saying this type of thing to everyone said: Excuse me, young man trying to get by. XD I do admit i was wearing sneakers, the school pants, and a shirt and sweater, so I see why. :)
HahaBob 0
Haha! My guy friends hair goes to his middle back, he gets mistaken for a girl all the time. And to what #39 said, don't say crap like that because you dont know this guy, and some people could take offense to that, like me.
Man_person 0
ydi for never cutting your hair before, and if you always have longer hair, you should be used to it enough that your life isnt ******, because you would be able to control that anyway.
wakawakawaka_fml 0
I love how if there's a FML about a guy looking like a girl everybody sympathizes with him but if a girl gets mistaken for being a guy then ~omgydifornotlookinglikehowithinkyoushouldlook~. But nonetheless, FYL.
A2G_fml 0
hit the gym so you look like a buff chick lol
Redrosesandrain 0
what a jerk. even if you weren't a guy, that's rude.
DameGreyWulf 1
Exactly! Customer is always right. It's pretty difficult to mistake a guy for a girl when that close. There are some butchy women, some mousey men, but once you get so close to their faces and bodies and such, it usually should be obvious... Unless they changed their gender [cough] Ahaha, 40 has a point, too. How sad.
DameGreyWulf 1
Wait, I meant 44. Damn lol
miss_megg 0
On the bright side, if you ever go gay, you'll pick up some guys .. lol
Pozoe 0
aw man, dude i feel for you :)