Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
Today, a cute coworker came into the office with a completely new haircut. Instead of complimenting him with, "I like your hair," I said, "I like your head." He backed away slowly and avoided me for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML
Today, I found out that my boss of 2 years not only doesn't know my name, but calls me "Jew hair" behind my back because of my natural ringlets. This man determines all of my career progression. FML
Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
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Top comments
Larawk 8
The boss will look awfully dumb when your "trainer" doesn't show up to train you. FYL bro
winnerme123 8
Go buy a wig then train yourself.
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Comments (91)
Quinn32 16
But now you don't have long hair so it's ok...
BadAsCactus 7
Indeed
tsim14 4
OP is angry because the boss made him cut his hair, I don't think it's good that he has hort hair.
capslockisgood 19
OP is angry because his boss called him girly looking and an idiot.
Quinn32 16
His boss said he was girly looking and looked like an idiot when he had long hair.
charvisioku 22
Why? OP might have suited long hair. Even if not, he might have felt more comfortable with it and it might have fitted better with his general style, you don't know. Quit being a douche bag.
Nighthunter 11
Maybe it was time for the haircut! Short hair is in!
Metallica36176 16
It doesn't matter what's "in". What matters is what makes him happy.
nolicnosnhoj 1
Flow is in
lemonademixer 7
Who the hell said that was "in?"
citymayer 7
You sound like esme squalor.
Ameel_fml 19
Mullets are "in" in my town. That doesn't mean people should get one!
HollyDolly660 8
78, I would hate to live in your town...
Larawk 8
The boss will look awfully dumb when your "trainer" doesn't show up to train you. FYL bro
Liamj774 36
Well that's not hairy cool....
gc327072 31
No.
mb2_native 15
that was not "hairy" funny.
chupacabra141 9
Your right, it was "hairy punny"
dinorider_fml 4
That pun was hairrendous
NashyzzleTheN 10
That pun was hairrible.
winnerme123 8
Go buy a wig then train yourself.
xlord 27
double the pay check. :D
GirlYouNasty 11
5 & 35: Sounds like a bad sitcom in the makings.
gntfmlingnow 12
Still better than Honey Boo Boo, I'm sure.
mcgshawn 15
That is awesome haha
Pleonasm 36
Hmm, groom self, find out what people really think of me. You've given me a lot to mull over, OP, I'll consider your wise words.
Pleonasm 36
Damn, just realised I actually could've made a pun out of this phrase. *Mull-et. DAYUM
bobeattaco 5
Whatever you do don't cut the mustache.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
It's a fake mustachio
sonuskos 6
Lies. Its a real mustache with an extremely long noodle sticking out to the right
rhidiculous 4
You must be doing SOMETHING right if you are to be the "new guy's" trainer...your boss is just extremely unprofessional.
Pleonasm 36
Yea, OP's pulling his hair out over all this confusion! To get to the root of this mix-up, OP, don't be a-braid to straighten your boss out the good old-fashioned way!
Pleonasm 36
This was meant to be a reply to #4. Awkward...
loserboii 11
Souded like a hairy situation.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Awkward? Don't you mean mo-hawk-ward?
anythingmustbe 18
Then reply Its nice to be working for an ugly faced douche.
connerwonner 7
OP shouldn't tell his boss that unless he wants to get fired.
Nbrandwine 7
You should tell him you're the "hairy idiot". That reaction would be priceless... And awakward.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
"You're fired." Somehow, I don't think that would solve the problem.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Whoops - didn't realize what you meant. I thought you were saying to tell the boss that HE (the boss) is the hairy idiot. My apologies.