Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
If she's that blind, you don't want her anywhere near your hair with scissors.
BurpusMe 0
Is this Zack Effron?
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Comments (94)
galaxydude14 0
thats not necessarily a bad thing,,, if the woman cutting your hair was hot you could just laugh it off and say baby why dont you come back to my place and i'll show you first hand that im a man
laughingman 0
that's why you should go to a barber like a man
pwnage79 0
i hate when my hair gets that long too. # 28 good one! but he is kinda right
kukopia 0
YDI for going to some 'lady' instead of a barber.
lmfaolmfaolmfaok 0
This reminds me of this girl i know in school. She looks like a boy but is really a girl. :p lmao. :d
Intoxicunt 6
This is why we should be a nudist society. That way, you could tell someone's gender easily, unless it's the "I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor" guy.
CupcakeQueen 0
psh, whatever. girls can have short hair, i shaved my head a little while ago and look way cuter with little baby hair then i ever did with waist length hair! plus i can rock little TINY PIGGY TAILS!!
ThunderDragoon 0
And I know how that feels so I feel for you, dude.
justmyluck1212 0
hahaaaaa omg thissss isss golllddd YDI for growing your hair out long if you already dont look masculine
Chibi_Seme 0
I did the same thing. And even after I got it cut, people still call me a girl. :( Sorry to hear. Haha.