Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
If she's that blind, you don't want her anywhere near your hair with scissors.
BurpusMe 0
Is this Zack Effron?
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Comments (94)
joHnnycsU 0
dangg how long did you exactly have it?
GrapefruitZoe 0
Dummies. Honestly. Before my boyfriend's voice cracked (and it went down to the bottom of the ocean: he's a bass 2 now), people made fun of his hair and called him a girl. It's really quite lovely, though.
333chiyoko333 0
It would be worse if you were a girl mistaken for a guy, adleast theres a chance that your pretty. Any girl that looks like a guy is most likely ugly.
nuttinick 0
ydi 4 being a douchebag with long hair.
Noodlez_fml 0
YDI for being a ******
lenasaur 0
Why does she think she has a right to say that, whether youre a girl or a boy? If a girl wants to get her hair cut short, so be it. Dont ******* question her. Anyways, youre lifes not ****** that bad. I used to get mistaken for a guy all the time before I grew these awesome ****. Just get a haircut or some muscles or somethin
IceCreamMage 17
She gave an opinion. She wasn't saying you look like a girl purposely to spite you. She said it because she thought you were a girl and was looking out for you.
Sophia93 0
LOL! This made me laugh:] Sorry about that though. Maybe next time you will know not to leave your hair that long?
triplethreat13 0
fake. hairdressers sign a contract when they're hired, and part of the contract says they must never react negatively to a customer's request. otherwise they get fired.
driedpeaches 0
you must work at some crappy chain store or have a boss that huffs paint, I've never heard of that in any contract. Not only is it not legally binding as "react negatively" is vague and subjective, but that would also mean if a guy came in and said "cut my balls off" you should do it or get fired...
suff0c8me 0
#61: Are you kidding me; hairstylists do NOT sign any such contracts. I have been a hairstylist for a very long time and have worked at many salons, and not once have I ever been approached to sign such a retarded contract. As a stylist, you are suppose to help the client make the right choice. If you know a style will look terrible on someone, you stop and tell them why! It's apart of the job. Customer service.