Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
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Anderling 33
It’s kind of a cheesy line, so she might have laughed off that, and not because the concept is silly to her. Depending on what she’s like, she may even enjoy a good dose of cheese. Talk to her and work it out from there.
RichardPencil 32
What is that, about 7 miles at most? "To the moon and back" is over 500,000 miles, so your love is at the level you might give a stapler or a hole punch. Love of pets is usually on the order of 10s of thousands of miles, for reference sake.
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Anderling 33
It’s kind of a cheesy line, so she might have laughed off that, and not because the concept is silly to her. Depending on what she’s like, she may even enjoy a good dose of cheese. Talk to her and work it out from there.
RichardPencil 32
What is that, about 7 miles at most? "To the moon and back" is over 500,000 miles, so your love is at the level you might give a stapler or a hole punch. Love of pets is usually on the order of 10s of thousands of miles, for reference sake.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How long have you been dating? Maybe you caught her off guard because it's too soon. Or else maybe she isn't one of the cheesy romance types.
Joe Machismo 1
It was probably just funny cause how sappy it was. She might still feel the same lol
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't tell me... you also never play the lottery because the love of your friends and family makes you the richest man in thr world, right? It might be a good idea to avoid using metaphors/similies when describing your feelings in the future.