Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
Today, we had an office party and everyone had to dress as a dead star. I love Michael Jackson so I dressed up as him. It turns out I looked more like my boss than Michael. I was then written up for "theoretically" killing my boss. FML
Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML
Today, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML
Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19
Wow. What a thriller. Probably scared you black and white.
Welshite 40
I'll bet you Beat It out of there.
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Comments (71)
martin8337 36
OP where did MJ phobia come from? A weekend at Neverland Ranch? All kidding aside, I hope you'll be alright.
vikky538 29
lol
datkid117 13
Is your name Annie? Are you okay?
metreman 19
well you been hit by you been stuck by a smooth criminal
deaper 16
#76 it's you've been STRUCK by. Not stuck by. Well UNLESS your one of the children he supposedly molested. They were probably stuck by too.
cathrope 10
This made my day :)
deckerge 4
You should have a healthy fear of a child molester.
rec_chem 22
It's a healthy fear lol
davek 36
You know he's dead?
aimee_alexis 8
I HAD A FEAR OF HIM TOO. If I saw a picture I would freak put and almost cry. Never knew there was any other people with that weird phobia.
nancy_ydg17 11
He actually scares me too idk why.
elizabeth713 8
I don't think that's really too strange to be afraid of Michael Jackson.. He did almost throw his baby off that balcony, and had sleepovers with little boys. Definitely a creeper.