Today, we had an office party and everyone had to dress as a dead star. I love Michael Jackson so I dressed up as him. It turns out I looked more like my boss than Michael. I was then written up for "theoretically" killing my boss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML
Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML
Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, some whiny new employee had management get me sanctioned, and disposed of my anatomy skeleton. I brought him for Halloween, and he's been literally hanging there since 2023. We, including the even-higher-ups, thought it would be funny to dress him every month, such as Cupid in February or Santa in December. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
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RichardPencil 32
If you could kill your boss by dressing up as him, you'd be a... ...wait on it... smooth criminal. Hee-hee-hee! I know -- that's bad, that's bad, jamoa.
alycion 39
WTH kind of company do you work for? They try to loosen things up but forgot to remove the sticks first.
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
If you could kill your boss by dressing up as him, you'd be a... ...wait on it... smooth criminal. Hee-hee-hee! I know -- that's bad, that's bad, jamoa.
alycion 39
WTH kind of company do you work for? They try to loosen things up but forgot to remove the sticks first.
jbuckets_404 39
The sticks up their *ss, you mean? Gotcha!
ahabsfan 17
Your boss is a curly haired white dude who wears one white glove?
rotflqtms_ 21
Michael Jackson isn't white though.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Nope. He has more of a dusty complexion these days.
jbuckets_404 39
Does your boss usually only wear one white glove around the office?
JuliaKay14 33
Probably not the best costume
0neiros 14
Next time wear a black T-Shirt and tell them you're 61 Cygni that's the Site of a star and accompanying Black Hole - ie a dead star.