Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
Today, we had an office party and everyone had to dress as a dead star. I love Michael Jackson so I dressed up as him. It turns out I looked more like my boss than Michael. I was then written up for "theoretically" killing my boss. FML
Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML
Today, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML
Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19
Wow. What a thriller. Probably scared you black and white.
Welshite 40
I'll bet you Beat It out of there.
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sanecatlady 13
When I was a kid a lot of girls had a crush on MJ including myself. Of course that was back in the 80's when he was cute and still black instead of a creepy freak with bleached skin. Still too soon?
Jennaflamingo 14
Well hopefully you don't look in the mirror an see "The man in the mirror." No one? Oh okay
martin8337 36
Because OP is probably 18 or older.
aargol721 3
How can you be scared of Michael Jackson? Its just a person
LaUruguaya 11
You're an idiot for being afraid of a dead pop star. What is wrong with you?
tdrtnlz 7
I've heard if you say his name 3 times, he'll moon walk out of the nearest mirror and dangle you over a balcony.
kenyrabit 25
Gold Star! & yes, he came out as a thrilling zombie.
Deadmike 7
don't be scared the pedo is dead .. as he should be, may he burn in hell
devans00 14
You know the man is dead, right? Michael Jackson is never, ever going to bother you under any circumstances.
quentonquill 1
Looks like you've been struck by a *puts on sunglasses* smooth criminal "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!!"
MaySFML 4
Hahahahahahahaha classic.