Today, my boyfriend was reaching over to give me a hug for no reason. I said "Aww, You're sweet! I love you too!" He looked confused and said, "That's great, but I was reaching for the remote." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I went to hug my husband and give him a kiss. He flinched away and asked what I was doing, because I apparently never hug him, so he thought I might be about to prank him or something. Now I feel bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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bexox 0
If you got that excited over a hug, you need to re-evaluate your relationship. You two don't cuddle or hug? Ever?
Savvysass 0
Dear Op: I hate you
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Comments (58)
dawgzor 0
LAST!!
seanreddog 4
No, you're first.
The_Pleb 0
Look on the brightside, your boyfriend isnt lazy and is also a bitch. This is a rarity in males so count yourself as lucky. Tell him to get into the kitchen and make you a sammich.
dcbog123 0
dont be stupid pleb, its obviously her fault for being stupid, she should apologized and make HIM a sandwich, rub his feet, and lose some weight.
Thesacred 0
oh my god that made my day
americayay 0
So you thought your boyfriend was hugging you, but he wasn't. Do they even HAVE moderators on here anymore?
imperfectclarity 0
I was going to say something very similar. Seriously...f this person's life.
liveBabylon 0
I know :( I'm just going to stop reading fml it's just too stupid. And I've put brutal FML's that have messed me up for life. And they were denied . Like waking up to my brother ******* my best friend, On the my bed that I was asleep on. How is that not an FML?
seanreddog 4
It's not funny enough.
thyaftermath 0
DUDE I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU. I mean wow who the **** cares if he was reaching for the remote?? I mean is this tragic , funny, interesting in the slightest way?? Is it worth publishing on the front page of such a popular website. Bitch I hope ***** you in the ass with that remote
jaysweet112197 8
thats so gross!:o
Savvysass 0
Dear Op: I hate you
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Don't get between a man and his remote! And we won't get between you and your phone.
metheonlyb 17
Precisely put!
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
Wow. I know a lot of these aren't truely going to **** someones life up. It's not like I come here expecting to read "Today, my wife and son died in a car accident. I was in the backseat and lost both my legs. The police have arrested me for murder. FML." But this isn't nearly close to an FML. This is a FABSMLWAA. For A Brief Second My Life Was Almost Awkward. This wouldn't even get accepted on MLIA. Atleast other FML's that arent going to really **** someones life provide some kind of humour. This is the worst FML i've ever read.
americayay 0
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weedking 0
Mmm. Tv.
bexox 0
If you got that excited over a hug, you need to re-evaluate your relationship. You two don't cuddle or hug? Ever?
Shuntbob 8
You don't need to cuddle or hug in a relationship. Some people aren't comfortable with the physical affection and they deserve to be respected.
Veritas143 0
So he didn't say, "I'm breaking up with you" or "I hate you" or maybe, "Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich or get the **** out!"...he just said that he was reaching for the remote.. OP I might just kill you tonight..
Six_and_the_Moon 3
Pretty meh, but FYL for having a boyfriend who would rather drape himself across you to get something than simply ask you to hand it to him.
bexox 0
In most relationships, touching isn't considered yucky.
Six_and_the_Moon 3
It has nothing to do with yuck factors, it has to do with politeness.
Vball6 19
It has nothing to do with 'yuck' or 'politeness.' it's simply that he was reaching for the damn remote.
JassyJas 2
how come this gets through the moderaters but not my fmls?? and ive submitted funny ones!!!
seanreddog 4
Funny, huh? You sound like a whiny bitch. I'd like to hear one of these "funny" ones.