Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
Today, we had an office party and everyone had to dress as a dead star. I love Michael Jackson so I dressed up as him. It turns out I looked more like my boss than Michael. I was then written up for "theoretically" killing my boss. FML
Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML
Today, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML
Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19
Wow. What a thriller. Probably scared you black and white.
Welshite 40
I'll bet you Beat It out of there.
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soldierofchrist 8
Did you Scream?
JessTheAwesome 10
Why the fear OP? Bad 'Thriller' experience as a youngster?
hinde_fml 1
I thought I was the only one ! I'm 16 and I'm afraid of him, and the fact he's dead makes it even worse I think. That's completely ridiculous, I know, but it's like having a fear of spiders, you're not in danger but you still feel like they're gonna kill you or something. If I was you I would've probably died of a heart attack seriously. I can't even see a picture of him without freaking out and feel like I'm gonna cry. When he died I was 11 and my first thought was "he's gonna haunt me" lol. And they talked so much about him on TV and it was soooo hard, I was scared constantly. I can't watch Thriller too, I was like 8 when I watched it for the first time and it ruined my childhood, I had nightmares for months. And I'm still as afraid as I used to be, if I watch like the first seconds I start to shake hard and I can even cry (before it gets scary, I'm already scared as ****, I just can't do it). I love horror movies and my favorites films are about vampires, werewolves and zombies so that's pretty ironic.
SarahMoO25 0
I thought i was the only one, asif! Am 19 nearly 20 and am scared of him and have done since i was about 6, because of thriller and his forever changing face! His face is sooo scary!!! I would LOVE to be able to get over the fear! It got even worse when he passed, god knows why though:/ HELP ME!!!
SarahMoO25 0
To the people taking the piss, Stfu! So what if hes a legend, just a dead person or whatever, its normal to have a fear, people have fears of frogs, gna take piss outta them to? I have a fear of him, its his face! So don't tell someone to 'get over it' just because hes a person, a fears a fear!
deedeedeniel 17
Ahaha
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If you're afraid of Michael Jackson, do you Scream your head Off The Wall?
hotJUICEbox75 13
You're like a little kid?
Phaedra_xo 9
Omg I'm not the only one is is ******* terrified of Michael Jackson ?
Suzi_d16 27
Was this the statue of him at the Fulham stadium?