Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
Today, we had an office party and everyone had to dress as a dead star. I love Michael Jackson so I dressed up as him. It turns out I looked more like my boss than Michael. I was then written up for "theoretically" killing my boss. FML
Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML
Today, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML
Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19
Wow. What a thriller. Probably scared you black and white.
Welshite 40
I'll bet you Beat It out of there.
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Comments (71)
TheBrochure 22
What if it was never a statue to begin with?...
SuperMew 22
Shame the fear didn't end when he died.
buckdharma 38
To get over your fears you should carve a Jacko- lantern.
mario2012 18
YDI for being afraid of one of the most brilliant minds in the music industry.
perdix 31
#37, that's a non-sequitur. Sometimes the most brilliant minds in a field can be very intimidating, ergo, scary.
mario2012 18
Then OP fears his ignorance.
dvojplisen 25
Are you calling something, what shoult be an art, an "industry?" ehm...
AKAR2521 4
why are you afraid of someone who has passed on?
moshpit11 8
Unless your a young boy you having nothing to worry about
MysticMonkey 9
He's dead. Nothing to worry about.
thenewgirl29 20
I used to love MJ as a kid and told my mom I was going to marry him. This was back in the 80's when he still resembled a human being. His music lives on and he was an amazing artist but the fact that he is dead just makes him even creepier! I just picture him as that Thriller zombie!
doodlebug33 20
I liked Michael and his music too much to focus on his physical appearance. He was always just Michael :)
worldclassrager 41
I think you are better off listening to his music a bit or seeing his movie this is it since that happened...
PerSueTwo513 13
That's so not cool..