Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
Today, we had an office party and everyone had to dress as a dead star. I love Michael Jackson so I dressed up as him. It turns out I looked more like my boss than Michael. I was then written up for "theoretically" killing my boss. FML
Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML
Today, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML
Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19
Wow. What a thriller. Probably scared you black and white.
Welshite 40
I'll bet you Beat It out of there.
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Comments (71)
PenguinBitch 44
I can't imagine how you felt like when he passed away.
WompWompWomp123 7
That must've been so Bad. I bet thet heard you Scream from miles away. I guess you figured out that You Are Not Alone.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Not to worry, you're too old.
Bevspeaks 11
That must have been a killer thriller, maybe you should look to the Man In The Mirror for guidance and strength to get over your fear?
tranced_ 45
lol its funny coz he's dead!
cooney7 3
How ******* funny, can't stop laughing... wait, I never started.
perdix 31
I'm glad I checked the OP's location and realized he's not one of us US Americans (that have maps;)) I'd feel less safe knowing that the homeland is being protected by someone who's afraid of a skinny, dead guy. Hell, he even said he was a lover, not a fighter! Man up!
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Dead? Yes, but remember he already knows how to become a zombie. I've seen the video.
perdix 31
Yes, but he'd still be a lover zombie, not a fighter zombie. No one lies to Sir Paul McCartney, not even the undead.
Zimmington 21
He'd be like the zombie from "Warm Bodies" at most
lbrown66 12
Yeah, a lover of little boys!
otgg 1
did you BEAT IT?
DocBastard 40
Did you read the second comment?
buckdharma 38
otgg- Time to Ease On Down The Road.
otgg 1
Apologies, I did after I timed out so I couldnt edit it.. im still trying to get the hang of it
Enslaved 38
Make that change starting with "The Man in the Mirror"?
Gho5tk3y 17
Hahahaha welcome to neverland bitch ;p
rgri 11
Wade Robson?